Posted on 12/13/2010 8:22:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Chrissy had a doublemint moment!
Then I am very disappointed Sarah would have her on and obviously TLC had some influence over that.
Piper loves (loved?) the Gosselin show and was a big fan.
None of that stuff can cover up the fact that she is still a native of Reading PA!
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God..’
You might be a redneck if: You’ve never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ‘ Christmas’
instead of ‘Winter Festival.’
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You’ve never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You’d give your last dollar to
a friend.
A billion bucks for 4 years of favors? The Saudis must be getting their money’s worth.
Have to catch him via podcast tonight. Stuck in training today.
Bears WTF Pong!
I guess I’m a redneck, then.
I updated our internet system and my son is thrilled to now have Rushs’ radio show along with other conservatie talk radio streaming live now.
We don’t have a radio signal out here and now through the magic of the internet we can tune in to conservative talk shows.
9-10” of snow?
We have lots more, although I can’t prove it.....
Good afternoon, megaWELCOMEToWinterdittos from Biggirl! :)=^..^=
Saw the video of the Metrodome having that snow collasping into it.
How in the world did Cleveland blow it?
Bear did not show up.
Cold pong
No AM signal in the boonies, but you have internet?
I cam pick up this AM station 400 miles from here easily
Our neighbor just measured her back deck and lost her ruler; so....I guess my estimates were wrong - we apparently have 12-13 inches. Still snowing.
Was it my misperception or was Sarah razzing the sour puss Mom.
Also seemed like Sarah was more into the “eight kids” in bonding than the party pooper Mom was.
I thought I was a redneck when I’d get a sunburn. Now I find out I’m a redneck, no matter the season! lol thanks!
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