Posted on 12/13/2010 8:22:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I have SPA recorded to watch tonight.
Please tell me my hope Kate was a conservative and thus being invited to be on her show was not a disappointment? :o(
I missed it...Kate had a tantrum ???
explain
Kate was the epitome of whiny liberal. I’m guessing TLC pushed her on Sarah.
The contrast was amazing—Sarah came off looking and acting FABULOUS.
Those poor kid’s faces when Kate announced SHE was done and they were leaving broke my heart.
Yup, in Melbourne - not sure if I own enough clothing to even go outside in that
And don’t forget the look on Piper’s face when Kate was whining - PRICELESS.
evidently her highness hated the whole camping experince and did nothing but whine to the cameramen. THEN she threw down her hotdog and complained of being hungry and no table and no HAND SANITIZER and she was cold—wah wah wah.
She Said SHE was done and made the kids leave. Sarah’s dad mentioned Kate had done nothing but *itch ever since she got off the plane.
She was even bitchy to the helicopter guy.
Kate is a complete ass and the bears stunk it up.
Yo.
bummer.........she was such a good bitch before the campout tho
You betcha!
actually...havin read the related posts....I’ll bet Kate got sick of real family bondin and real family love like Todd and Sarah represent.......
Hi.
Howdy!
I think Kate was pissed that Todd wasn’t mesmerized by spray-on orange tan, fried exttensions and store brought ta-tas!
HA! I want Gov Sarah to teach me how to use a gun. I want a bear rug!
ditto that .......Kate is a tv creation anyway
Did you hear Kate ask Todd if the tounge was loose before her kids got there, lol!!! they had that tounge rolling on the floor in seconds.
Everyone should have goals!
“Two tingles up Chris Matthew’s legs.”
Too bad Helen Thomas wasn’t in the briefing room when Clinton held forth. She would have rushed up to give him a . . . er, hug.
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