The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Wednesday, December 1, 2010

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[Jemian]

IMO, Robert Bentley is NOT exciting. I’ve heard conflicting things about him. I’m in a wait-and-see position.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Nikki Haley....

I like Christie on some things. NO, NO, NO to the 1,000,000th power on Mitch Daniels.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Dittos on Bently. Heard way too close to the teacher’s unions.

[gov_bean_ counter]

“Boss Hogg” Barbour has already shown a willingness to sacrifice personal property rights at the alter of “the greater good”.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Mr. Wikileaks may soon contract a mysterious and untreatable skin rash...

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Didn’t know that, but as far as exciting...he’s about as exciting as watching the gross grow.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I just hope he’s locked away with his accomplice(s) for a long time.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Barbour was ready to use eminent domain to secure property for a Toyota plant in Mississippi.

Really swell guy.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Ahhh. Definitely off my list, then.

[LRS]

But, have my hopes for funding my video of Karl Marx with a terminal case of crabs improved?

[Just Lori]

Oh sure! Blame me!

[gov_bean_ counter]

If it is true Mr. Leaks has ticked off the Russians, be may find himself locked away at an asylum in Siberia. Cause you’d have to be crazy to cross Putin...

[9YearLurker]

Barbour is the ultimate corporate tool. Smart guy, but the ultimate corporate tool. We need someone who is for free markets, not crony capitalism. Hmmm...I think there may be a (pretty) former governor who just fits the bill.

[advertising guy]

damn skippy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[advertising guy]

I think today is a slow thread cause Clint is peekin at his presents while Mrs. Clint is away

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Who hates Norman Rockwell?

What a huge loser.

[advertising guy]

Rockwell is NOT nuance

[gov_bean_ counter]

Nicolle Wallace former Bush communications director

... and we all know how successful those efforts were (rolling eyes).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I love Norman Rockwell. Then again, I love 1940’s and 1950’s era things. I hate the crap that is labelled as art today.

[advertising guy]

combinin your sentences ........crap is art today........literally