Posted on 11/28/2010 1:09:45 PM PST by Red in Blue PA
Sometimes it’s the smallest thing that makes a lasting impression. A single smart comment or a couple of small gestures can really impress a woman, while an offensive remark or a display of carelessness can utterly doom your chances. A woman will decide relatively quickly whether or not you’re date-worthy, and all the little things you do or don’t do will help her make up her mind.
With these realities in mind, we’ve put together this list of the top 10 simple ways to impress a woman. Nothing complicated here. Nothing time-consuming or exceptionally difficult. But this list of habits, comments and behaviors could make the difference between getting her number and getting a dirty look.
10. Look her in the eye
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Chivalry goes a long way. If you let the door slam shut behind you as you leave her standing in the cold, she’ll find a warmer hearth.
Pray her pets and her friends like you.
No, it’s not necessary to be rich. Dutch is fine as long as she knows up front. Don’t mooch off her.
Like the article said, if you expect her to bathe and look nice, the same goes for you.
Don’t brag about your past conquests. No one wants a man-hoe.
If she’s not your #1, then move on. Don’t waste her time or your time. If you want a free and open thing, then be up front about it.
As a matter of fact neither one is in what I would call shallow. They are both really nice people but still I have no doubt that what I said was true.
BTW, I noticed both of them donated $10,000 each to the Republican party. They are both very pro-life and dedicated Christians.
She may be shallow in one way. I remember she quit dating a star athlete for her current husband. He ended up being in the NFL and was about as fast as you will see for a White guy. He only lasted a few years but he too ended up wealthy.
LOL! How about making a loud sound with your armpit............
Pick up the tab at McDonalds.
I know I will catch heat on this but here goes.
Treat her like cr@p.
Women love nice guys.
Women go abso-friggin-lutely bonkers over bad men.
You can have:
1) rich
2) handsome
3) nice to you
Pick any two.
A BMW and a house in a fashionable zip code never hurts.So I’m told,at least! ;-)
If her daddy’s Rich, take her out for a meal.
If her daddy’s poor, do what you feel.
Remember, after a certain level of physical deterioration, sex appeal is not how long it is it is how thick it is and it is in your back pocket.
Older men become invisible to young women unless they are standing in front of large fiberglass objects like a yacht or Lamborghini, then they glow like a Greek God in both sunlight and darkness.
I went hiking at a botanical garden for my first date with my last girlfriend. She called me that night and asked my out to dinner.
That works too!
LOL!
1. Have Money
2. to 10...see 1.
Have a 4th degree black belt in Laz Fu.
That works if you want to attract stupid women.
Depends on the type of woman you’re trying to impress.
I don’t care if its un-PC, that’s got to be one of the all time funniest movies. My favorite scene is sitting around the campfire.
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