[Red in Blue PA]

Welcome to the obama economy!

[steveo]

The buck stops here.

[RockinRight]

Just go here:

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Oh deer.

[dirtboy]

The meat is pre-tenderized as well. Nothing makes a finer cutlet than 200 passes with Goodyears, Michelins and Firestones.

[lurk]

There is no shame in throwing a fresh deer in the back of the truck. Been there, done that.

[KarlInOhio]

Cheap Thanksgiving: Serve Roadkill Instead of Turkey,

Why choose just one? Smash through the gates of a turkey farm and run the stupid birds down.

[Seaplaner]

The article mentions deer and turkey, but why nothing about...armadillo?

[Ole Okie]

It’s easy! Just eat around the tire tracks.

[latina4dubya]

if things are that bad, serve a Costco chicken or two... mashed potatoes are cheap, yams are cheap, stuffing is cheap... or you can always get one of those Armour canned hams (that look like big Spams) that were so popular in the 60s and 70s... saw them on sale at SaveMart—8 bucks for the large one...

[Outlaw Woman]

Thought this was your type of article...

[a fool in paradise]

[B Knotts]

Recipe ideas?

[depressed in 06]

Do it today, while, there is still gasoline to provide such sustenance.

[Dick Bachert]

A business group of us visited Germany a number of years ago.

While dining in a restaurant on the square in Bonn, we asked for another basket of bread. Our waiter, who spoke very little English — but who was apparently accustomed to hearing THAT question from Americans — practically shouted “No more bread.” We chuckled at his rudeness.

Near the end of the meal, the waiter approached one of our party and, pointing to one of the menu selections, asked in pidgen English, “Vas ist? in English?” Without pausing, our tablemate turned to him and declared “ROADKILL.” The waiter walked away practicing aloud his new English word.

Once outside, we all burst into laughter as we visualized the next English speaking patron to order that dish being informed that it was “ROADKILL.”

Payback’s a bitch.

[kevkrom]

Sounds like a bad idea. Do you have any idea what Democrat tastes like, even when it’s still fresh?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Bon Apetit!

[OB1kNOb]

There ain’t enough to make a pot of soup with when one of those 18 wheelers splatter a full grown deer while doing 70+ mph on the interstate highway. A little rolled up ball of hair and a big blood splay on the road is all that’s left. I often wonder what happened to all those bones. I mean, where to they go? Do they disintegrate?

[ScottinVA]

Jeff sez: "So long as there are ditches on the sides of roads, no one's goin' hungry in Louisiana!"

[lysie]

Suggestions?

[andy58-in-nh]

It must have been a GoodYear.