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Posted on 11/22/2010 2:36:45 PM PST by safetysign

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To: safetysign

Gloria Allred enjoyed the feel up.....She said it’s been a long time since anyone touched here.....GAAAAKKKKK!


21 posted on 11/22/2010 2:54:39 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: safetysign

Virgin Air? Not any more!


22 posted on 11/22/2010 2:56:55 PM PST by irishtenor (All that I say, all that I do, is predestined.)
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To: safetysign

TSA: Lie back and Enjoy It.

TSA: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

TSA: Tough Sh1t, Assh###

TSA: That’s Sexual Assault

TSA: We Know Your Kids Better than You Do.

TSA: Groping You To Make You Safer.

TSA: Have a Nice Flight.

TSA: Shut Up and Take It.

TSA: Vigorously Violating Your 4th Amendment Rights Daily.

TSA: The Airline Equivalent of an IRS Audit.

TSA: The Only Government Job that in any other venue we’d be charged with Sexual Assault.


23 posted on 11/22/2010 2:57:24 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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24 posted on 11/22/2010 2:58:03 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: safetysign
TSA - If We Don't Get Off, You Don't Get On
26 posted on 11/22/2010 3:03:14 PM PST by Notary Sojac (I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.)
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To: SparkyBass

Grope and Chains


27 posted on 11/22/2010 3:03:14 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: safetysign
T - Testicle
S - Squeezing
A - Authority

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

28 posted on 11/22/2010 3:04:48 PM PST by wku man (Still holding my breath, but exhaling a bit after Nov. 2...)
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29 posted on 11/22/2010 3:04:54 PM PST by Bobalu ( "Israel must be like a mad dog, too dangerous to bother." ..Moshe Dayan:)
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To: safetysign

TSA W/ Happy Ending


30 posted on 11/22/2010 3:07:07 PM PST by blackdog
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To: Ronin

>What are we going to do when TSA finds out that the tongue is the most sensitive touch organ in the human body?

LOL!! / Awesome question.... can we repeal their new policy by demanding, for more security, that they use their tongue, especially if we “forget” to shower for a week before the flight?


31 posted on 11/22/2010 3:11:52 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: safetysign

“If there’s a hand on each shoulder, and you’re still being probed, then we’re doing it wrong.”


32 posted on 11/22/2010 3:12:49 PM PST by RinaseaofDs (Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
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33 posted on 11/22/2010 3:20:25 PM PST by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini)
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To: safetysign

We handle more packages than the UPS

my favorite.


34 posted on 11/22/2010 3:20:33 PM PST by Once-Ler (ProLife ProGun ProGod ProSoldier ProBusiness Republican for Palin)
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To: livius
Actually, some of the TSA people are perfectly nice and certainly didn't sign on to do something like this. The problem is not the individual TSA employees, it's the whole insane policy.

My brother works for TSA - a career change from factory work that was literally killing him. He does not presently do screenings, is conservative as the day is long, and works hard to provide for his family. We need to keep in mind just who the enemies are here. (I include Janet Nappy and her minions in this, but we should cut the workerbees some slack)

35 posted on 11/22/2010 3:37:23 PM PST by Mygirlsmom (Death Panels, Junk Panels.....what's Next?)
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To: safetysign
Just when you thought you could not hate TSA More....

"TSA - We are now Unionized!"

36 posted on 11/22/2010 3:38:06 PM PST by 11th Commandment (http://www.thirty-thousand.org/)
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To: Mygirlsmom

This is an important point. Don’t attack the individual TSA employees (I’m sure there are some sicko power-crazed loonies among them, but the majority are not). Attack the system that makes people do this to each other.


37 posted on 11/22/2010 3:41:06 PM PST by livius
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

He’d get on like that only if he was wearing a burnoose or one of those Muslim beanies.


38 posted on 11/22/2010 3:43:01 PM PST by livius
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To: safetysign
Everyone pretend they are blind.

Go to there airport with your pitbull "seeing eye dog"

Watch how your doggie rips into the gropers when they try to fondle you.

39 posted on 11/22/2010 4:02:50 PM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: Mygirlsmom

Yeah, and the concentration camp workers were just doing theirs, too.

The choice is to quit, or to do evil. Which would you choose ?


40 posted on 11/22/2010 4:09:22 PM PST by nicola_tesla (www.fedupusa.org)
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