Yes, it's a spoof. TSA is NOT soliciting new slogan ideas.
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To: MindBender26
Come fly the overly friendly skies.
2 posted on
11/22/2010 1:04:50 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: MindBender26
Too bad, I have one for them:
TSA, Now Just a Bad Memory.
3 posted on
11/22/2010 1:05:14 PM PST by
Zarro
(Hands off Our Junk!)
To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono; Lucky9teen
4 posted on
11/22/2010 1:06:16 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: MindBender26
Heehee, I read that as TSA undergoing FR disaster...
5 posted on
11/22/2010 1:06:32 PM PST by
Las Vegas Ron
(Moderates manipulate, extremists use violence, but the goal is the same.)
To: MindBender26
tsa=tits squeezed angrily
6 posted on
11/22/2010 1:06:46 PM PST by
LibLieSlayer
(WOLVERINES!)
To: MindBender26
will this take the place of our annual prostate probe???
7 posted on
11/22/2010 1:07:05 PM PST by
elpadre
(AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-Qaeda" and its allies.)
To: MindBender26
TSA: “Flying is not a right. But us grabbing your crotch IS.”
TSA: “All Your Groin Are Belong To Us.”
TSA: “Preventing Another 9/11, One Groin At A Time.”
Janet Napolitano: “I’ll keep America safe, if I have to personally stick my hand into the underwear of every man, woman and child.”
To: MindBender26
9 posted on
11/22/2010 1:08:00 PM PST by
Gator113
(Sarah Palin can win, and she will win.)
To: MindBender26
TSA is finding new profit streams, too.
10 posted on
11/22/2010 1:08:23 PM PST by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
To: MindBender26
#1: Ve are chust obeying orders.
11 posted on
11/22/2010 1:08:26 PM PST by
DManA
To: MindBender26
You won’t get on til we get off.
Another Freeper’s tagline.
12 posted on
11/22/2010 1:08:31 PM PST by
umgud
To: MindBender26
I am a spoof.
I also need a new slogan.
And other things.
13 posted on
11/22/2010 1:08:47 PM PST by
mmercier
To: MindBender26
"The Audacity of Grope!"
To: MindBender26
“We do give you the courtesy of a reacharound”
Props to Gunney Ermey, he made it up, it wasn’t in the script.
To: MindBender26
TSA: We Move Your Tails For You.
-PJ
17 posted on
11/22/2010 1:09:51 PM PST by
Political Junkie Too
("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
To: MindBender26
I could see them using Andy Griffith in new commercials.
Andy Griffith: With this new health care plan, we’ll get free prostate exams every time we fly!
Yep, this new health care plan is great!
18 posted on
11/22/2010 1:10:51 PM PST by
Brett66
(Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
To: MindBender26
“Does What Other Idiots Do; Seeks To Remedy Problems With New Slogan!”
Following Obama’s lead.
19 posted on
11/22/2010 1:10:51 PM PST by
Spok
( "Woe to them who call the day, night and the night, day." -Isaiah)
To: MindBender26
Gives a whole new meaning to Fly United.
21 posted on
11/22/2010 1:12:03 PM PST by
Jim Robinson
(Rebellion is brewing!! Nuke the corrupt commie bastards to HELL!!)
To: MindBender26
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Too bad this outrage didn't begin around census time. As it is if anyone wants on my property I grope. And I may ban certain items.. NO PENNIES!
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22 posted on
11/22/2010 1:12:16 PM PST by
I see my hands
(How's that ballot box working out for you?)
To: MindBender26
TSA - Reach Out and Touch Someone
24 posted on
11/22/2010 1:13:50 PM PST by
OB1kNOb
(Don't make me go ALL CAPS on you.)
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