Posted on 11/17/2010 3:47:25 PM PST by george76
You don’t get egg roll.
They will cut your body into little pieces and scan them separately.
The TSA screener will then ask, “If I say you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?”
Shep was ripping the TSA chief a new one earlier today.
He kept grinding on him about why don’t we do cavity searches? we already know terrorists have smuggled explosives in their body cavities.
Pistole did a LOT of shuckin’ an’ jivin’ and squirmed visibly.
Way to go Shep!
So we just give up and allow the terrorists to blow up a few flights. It probably won't amount to that many Americans.
Traveler: I opt out.
TSA agent: OK, we'll have to give you a full pat down, including both thighs up to the groin.
Traveler: sigh if you must. But in the interests of full disclosure, you need to know that due to some unpleasant events in my past, which I neither want to discuss nor even think about, I'm told that the I beat the last guy who touched my crotch into a bloody pulp. Mind you, I have no recollection of actually doing this, and I think I can control it if I can brace myself for the unwanted contact. Still, I want you to know that I have the highest respect for you and admire the difficult job you do, so if I have a full psychotic break and injure you, it's nothing personal, and I have no conscious control over it.
(pause)
Traveler: Your move.
No, we do what El Al does.
Pilots are starting to discuss this.
Can you say "Blu-Ray' pill? Hitachi powder in that injection, sir?
First you save yourself from an excessive dose of radiation. Next you get molested by your friendly federal pervert, who will no doubt be an arrogant, authoritarian creep, worthy of Gestapo membership. If you refuse the above two choices, you will go to jail, and still get molested by your friendly jailer, and possibly some new friends and cellmates. That’s the price of being an American these days.
Do it for your country and the joy of not having to admit that Muslims are the terrorists.
Defund TSA,EPA,FDA, & DOE.
Then let’s take stock and look for new defunding targets.
I’ve had enough of the totalitarian federal nanny state.
cnn - pilot files lawsuit over tsa body scanners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXIGw9QGeTo&feature=player_embedded
Posted on Drudge.
FLASHBACK: PENN JILLETTE CALLS COPS ON GROPING TSA AGENT
11/13/02
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash9p.htm
“Under 18 U.S. Code Section 2244, “ ‘sexual contact’ means the intentional touching, either directly or through the clothing, of the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh or buttocks of any person with an intent to abuse, humiliate, harass, degrade.”
I don't think he was grinding on him because of Constitutional reason's, I think the guy WANTS those kind of searches.
/s
Why don’t you post a naked photo of yourself on this forum? It’ll do about as much good as going through a full body scanner at an airport.
While the TSA has yet to find any explosive fluids, they are commited to rubbing your junk until something does explode!
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