Posted on 11/17/2010 8:26:47 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
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Bristol Palin causing Lib’s heads to explode everywhere, PINGS.
A race hell grin.
A call here grin.
A legal inch err.
I'll hang career.
Hill Race Anger.
Hello.
Some very appropriate ones there. Wonder if he’ll even get a slap on the wrist.
‘Allo. Just reading some of the blogs this morning is making me laugh.
I’m loving it, especially because the libs have brought it on themselves by their obsessive targeting of Sarah and her family.
Hi, commander cutie.
Morning, tiny dancer.
My theory is that the fix was in, and he knew he didn’t need his lawyers anymore, and he knew he could leave the hearing because he would get a slap on the wrist.
Go Bristol.
i was hoping rush would have made a bigger deal about the obamacare waivers
WAY TO GO BRISTOL!!!
I really think the average person can relate to her— a non-performer/non-dancer
just like we realte to Sarah!
It’s all Clint’s fault!
It’s so funny to hear them whine about “voter fraud” on a television show, but immediately become deaf, dumb, and mute, when real voter fraud is discussed.
I wouldn’t doubt it. Frustrating because I guarentee Hollywood won’t be making a movie about Rangell like they did Abramhoff.
Too bad we can’t “call in” and save Miller. :(
Isn't that great??
I know folks on twitter who have 100 emails to vote for Derek.
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