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With Apologies to Doctor Seuss: THE WUBAMA AND THE PEE LOUSE
Source? Laz
| 11/17/2010
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 11/17/2010 7:49:08 AM PST by Lazamataz
Edited on 11/17/2010 9:30:44 AM PST by Admin Moderator.
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THE WUBAMA
The Wubama walked up the Hoobily path,
Singing and chanting and such,
He couldn’t do good budgety math,
And tried not to think hard, too much.
Wubama looked to the right and the left,
Reading the Glassy Word Boards.
For without his prompts, his speech was bereft,
Confusing the Murrican Hordes.
The Wubama fought for things nobody liked,
Making the Murricans frown,
But Wubama channeled a Marxity psyche,
So he went and he just doubled-down.
Wubama didn't care what people thought,
He felt all the people absurd.
He will never change, nor budge one small jot,
So only one term is assured!
THE PEE LOUSE
The Pee Louse pranced from the SanFranTree Town,
Happy, and you might even say gay,
With BowTocks to help her not scowl and frown,
And a gavel to pound on, all day!
“More Health care,” Pee Louse sighed, while shedding a tear,
And she started to pass a Big Bill,
“And I know not reading it is a little bit queer,”
“But once we pass it, we will!”
The Pee Louse twirled, and spun round and round,
When she said to the Unwashed Great Mobs,
"Taxes are the way to great prosperity, and,"
Unemployment creates lots of great jobs!"
The Pee Louse is crazy, and lost the Great House
But the DemmyCrats were Pee's good friend,
So they puffed and they preened, and elected Pee Louse
The Minority Speaker again!
TOPICS: Editorial; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: areallyfineparody; chat; democrats; goodoneslaz; obama; obummer; peelouse; pelosi; sssizzlin; stillgood; vanity; wubama
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To: dynachrome; wagglebee
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posted on
12/01/2010 4:24:33 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Joe 6-pack; Lazamataz
That's hysterical!
162
posted on
12/01/2010 4:29:18 PM PST
by
wagglebee
("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
To: Joe 6-pack
163
posted on
12/01/2010 4:40:16 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Lazamataz
164
posted on
12/01/2010 5:54:16 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
yeah......but wudja hit it?
166
posted on
12/01/2010 11:33:55 PM PST
by
Roccus
(OUR GOVERNMENT IS COMPRISED OF BUFFOONS, TRAITORS, CRIMINALS AND IDIOTS!!!!!!!)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks for the ping.
Well done!
167
posted on
12/02/2010 5:44:43 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: evets
168
posted on
03/03/2011 8:16:17 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Scott Walker: Please FIRE.... then APPOINT... then VOTE.)
To: Lazamataz
169
posted on
07/16/2011 6:41:52 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If you pet a tiny goose, you will feel a little down.)
To: Lazamataz
I love Dr. Seuss and I love this!
To: liberalh8ter
Glad you like it! Lots of pipple missed it, thusly I’m bumping it.
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posted on
07/16/2011 7:15:43 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If you pet a tiny goose, you will feel a little down.)
To: dalereed
Who the hell is Dr Seus and what are you babbling about?IMHO, TANSSTAAFL! GTFO, H8R!
172
posted on
07/18/2011 7:00:51 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If you pet a tiny goose, you will feel a little down.)
To: dalereed; Allegra
Who the hell is Dr Seus and what are you babbling about?
173
posted on
07/18/2011 7:04:09 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If you pet a tiny goose, you will feel a little down.)
To: dalereed; Allegra
Who the hell is Dr Seus and what are you babbling about?
174
posted on
07/18/2011 7:06:41 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If you pet a tiny goose, you will feel a little down.)
To: dalereed; Allegra
Who the hell is Dr Seus and what are you babbling about?
175
posted on
07/18/2011 7:07:26 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If you pet a tiny goose, you will feel a little down.)
To: dalereed; Allegra
Who the hell is Dr Seus and what are you babbling about?
176
posted on
07/18/2011 7:08:06 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If you pet a tiny goose, you will feel a little down.)
To: Lazamataz
None of that means shit to me and I have no idea what you’re talking about.
To: dalereed
178
posted on
07/18/2011 8:25:33 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If you pet a tiny goose, you will feel a little down.)
To: dalereed
179
posted on
07/18/2011 8:28:20 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If you pet a tiny goose, you will feel a little down.)
To: dalereed
180
posted on
07/18/2011 8:28:58 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If you pet a tiny goose, you will feel a little down.)
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