TSA NOW PUTS HANDS DOWN PANTS: PART OF NEW SCREENING

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[ttjemery]

Now they are going a step further by putting their hands down our pants, all in the name of fighting terror. They have no problem feeling us up, but for some reason can't secure our border. To see the video follow the link

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978700479

[conservativegramma]

Hell yeah! You don't know where those hands have been!

This opens up endless lawsuit possibilities. What if the TSA agent has any variety of STD's??? How do we know if its safe to be manhandled by one of these perverts??

We should demand to see a complete health checkup report on any groping government pervert.

[Sopater]

Now they are going a step further by putting their hands down our pants, all in the name of fighting terror.

That's it. Now I don't feel that it's safe for my family to fly on any commercial airliner if they are highly likely to be stripped or groped by ANYONE!

I will avoid flying at any cost.

[Las Vegas Ron]

You make me weep and wanna die
Just when you said we’d try
Lovin’, touchin’, squeezin’ each other

When I’m alone all by myself
You’re out with someone else
Lovin’, touchin’, squeezin’ each other

You’re tearin’ me apart
Every day, every day
You’re tearin’ me apart
Oh what can I say?
You’re tearin’ me apart

It won’t be long, yes till you’re alone
When your lover, oh, he hasn’t come home
Cause he’s lovin’ oo, he’s touchin’,
He’s squeezin’ another

He’s tearin’ you apart
Every day, every day
He’s tearin’ you apart
Oh girl what can you say?
Cause he’s lovin’, touchin’ another
Now it’s your turn, girl to cry
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na

[Kozak]

What happens if I ask for a “happy ending”?

[Waco]

When last seen, Braney Fwank was standling in line at an airport with a big smile on his face.

[UCANSEE2]

Politicians have been sticking their hands in our pockets for as long as I can remember.

However, the real issue is the SEARCHING ITSELF, it is WHO they are searching.

During all this RANDOM/NO-PROFILING searching, how many bombs have they found?

[Michael Barnes]

I should have purchased stock in latex free gloves.

Have you seen some of those screeners? My worry is they WILL NOT be changing gloves after every search.....nasty.

[conservativegramma]

There could be a happy ending in this. For instance: I can’t wait until one of these TSA goons puts his hands down grampa’s pants and grandpa is wearing depends. Hopefully soiled depends.

[556x45]

Its so simple isn’t it? Yet, it seems to escape ‘our betters’ in DC. If we just secure our borders and know/track who comes in it wouldn’t be an issue. OTOH there seems to be no shortage of Americans willing to lineup for body scans or ‘pat downs’. Perhaps we’re too far beyond the need to secure our borders?

[BossLady]

You have to wonder what kind of weirdo signs up to become a TSA Agent.

DAILY SCHEDULE -

5AM - SHIFT STARTS

5:25AM - 7:30AM - WATCH NAKED BODIES ON SCANNER

7:33AM - 9:47AM - MOLEST MOTHERS, BABIES, TEENAGE GIRLS/BOYS, NUNS AND ANYONE IN A WHEELCHAIR

9:50 - 10:31AM - WATCH NAKED BODIES ON SCANNER

10:32AM - 11:32AM - LUNCH

11:34AM - 12:57PM - MOLEST GRANDMOTHERS, MEN IN SWEATPANTS AND ANYONE WITH AN OXYGEN TANK OR AN INSULIN PUMP

1:00PM - CLOCK OUT

[UCANSEE2]

Just say, “I have lots of crabs. Really big ones, mind you.”

[Lurker]

your right, that’s why we need to turn to GOD now and pray,

The Lord helps those who help themselves.

[dfwgator]

Michael Jackson is going, “Damn, I died two years too early.”

[Kozak]

You left out

” wave through anyone who is in Muslim garb, scowling and muttering Death to Infidels”...

[SandRat]

TSA’s new motto; You can’t get on, Until we get off.

[DonaldC]

“Should I use a condom prior to screening.

Hell yeah! You don’t know where those hands have been! “

That would be a legitimate disease vector. Do these agents change gloves or wash hands after every encounter? I doubt it.

[RockinRight]

Yeah, I’m lazy and knew I’d already said it elsewhere.

[sam_paine]

What if the TSA agent has any variety of STD's??? How do we know if its safe to be manhandled by one of these perverts??

They wear gloves...but...ask them if they wear them for OUR protection or for THEIR protection.

If they change the gloves for each person/search, then it's for our protection and their protection. IF they wear the same gloves to go through multiple shaving kits with toothbrushes, etc, then it's for THEIR protection only and they're contaminating subsequent bags/people with previous searches.

[GOPsterinMA]

Last week a friend of mine (flaming, flaming gay) flew cross country. He went through the scanner and the scanner detected something metallic that was attached to his thing (I’ll keep this PG-13). So he had to get felt up. He told the TSA guy that he is “very gay” and if he started touching him there, he would get aroused and something might happen. The TSA guy let him go through; no pat down.

[American Constitutionalist]

( " your right, that’s why we need to turn to GOD now and pray" )

" The Lord helps those who help themselves."

Then people who have been subjected to this abuse should start hiring lawyers and file charges.