Last week a friend of mine (flaming, flaming gay) flew cross country. He went through the scanner and the scanner detected something metallic that was attached to his thing (I’ll keep this PG-13). So he had to get felt up. He told the TSA guy that he is “very gay” and if he started touching him there, he would get aroused and something might happen. The TSA guy let him go through; no pat down.
The agent didn’t want to have a Prince Albert in his can?