[BossLady]

You have to wonder what kind of weirdo signs up to become a TSA Agent.

DAILY SCHEDULE -

5AM - SHIFT STARTS

5:25AM - 7:30AM - WATCH NAKED BODIES ON SCANNER

7:33AM - 9:47AM - MOLEST MOTHERS, BABIES, TEENAGE GIRLS/BOYS, NUNS AND ANYONE IN A WHEELCHAIR

9:50 - 10:31AM - WATCH NAKED BODIES ON SCANNER

10:32AM - 11:32AM - LUNCH

11:34AM - 12:57PM - MOLEST GRANDMOTHERS, MEN IN SWEATPANTS AND ANYONE WITH AN OXYGEN TANK OR AN INSULIN PUMP

1:00PM - CLOCK OUT

[dfwgator]

Michael Jackson is going, “Damn, I died two years too early.”

[Kozak]

You left out

” wave through anyone who is in Muslim garb, scowling and muttering Death to Infidels”...