Oh but he is. Stanley was baptised for the dead and according to some here that makes Barry, his dad, his sister, his wife, their kids and anyone that he’s touched or breathed on a Mormon. They multiply the way zombies do you know.
At least that’s what I’ve heard here at FR.
(note: yes I’m making fun of mormon bashers here at FR, not the other way around.)
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Had to post this quote from “Big Love”:
Adaleen: [to 10-year-old girl] OK, here’s how it goes; it’s complicated, so try to follow along. I’m 32nd of 56 children, and when I married Roman I became my own step-grandma, because my father married Roman’s daughter, Baylene. So, little Josie, that makes you my step-grandma, and I’m your stepmom. And when I had Alby he became my great-uncle and I became his great-great-grandmother. Which of course makes me my own grandmother.
That’s great. “My Own Grandpa” is one of my favorite comedy songs.