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Egyptian Cleric: If You Don't Cover Your Mouth When You Yawn, Satan Will Urinate in Your Mouth
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| 11-3-10
Posted on 11/03/2010 6:14:57 PM PDT by SJackson
Egyptian Cleric Wagdi Ghoneim: If You Don't Cover Your Mouth When You Yawn, Satan Will Urinate in Your Mouth
Video at the link, with other behaivior tips.
http://www.memri.org/clip/en/0/0/0/0/0/0/2664.htm
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To: SJackson
If I didn’t know better that could have passed as humor at the expense if Muslims.
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posted on
11/03/2010 6:50:04 PM PDT
by
fml
To: Sawdring
When I was young, a nun told us if we looked at the back of the church we would see the devil. I never had the nerve to ask how I was supposed to leave when mass was finished or why the devil was in God’s house.
22
posted on
11/03/2010 6:51:03 PM PDT
by
bgill
(K Parliament- how could a young man born in Kenya who is not even a native American become the POTUS)
To: SJackson
23
posted on
11/03/2010 6:54:41 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
(January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
To: SJackson
And if you cover your mouth when you yawn, but bow toward Mecca 5 times a day, Satan will urinate on your soul forever, so adjust your behavior accordingly.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
24
posted on
11/03/2010 6:56:43 PM PDT
by
The Comedian
(I really missed you. Next time, I'll adjust for windage.)
To: SJackson
Egyptian Cleric: If You Don't Cover Your Mouth When You Yawn, Satan Will Urinate in Your Mouth So THAT'S what happened...
25
posted on
11/03/2010 7:00:53 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on its own.)
To: SkyDancer
That pic makes me want to break open the bottle of Vodka I bought today... and quickly.
;)
26
posted on
11/03/2010 7:08:59 PM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: AppyPappy
***I always remind these people that Jesus manufactured alcohol just so I can see them accuse the Bible of lying.***
Well MY preacher said that... “Jesus changed the water into PURE UNFERMENTED GRAPE JUICE!”
I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing.
27
posted on
11/03/2010 7:10:16 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(I visited GEN TOMMY FRANKS Military Museum in HOBART, OKLAHOMA! Well worth it!)
To: SJackson
I shudder to think what he does if you sneak out an SBD!
To: SJackson
Is this why I have bad breath?
29
posted on
11/03/2010 7:33:38 PM PDT
by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: SJackson
30
posted on
11/03/2010 7:34:28 PM PDT
by
Keli Kilohana
(Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
As long as we’re altering things why can’t it be:
Welsh’s Pickle Juice [from concentrate]
31
posted on
11/03/2010 7:37:33 PM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: SJackson
Aren’t WE the Great Satan?
We’re NOT gonna do this just because some cleric said so.
32
posted on
11/03/2010 8:00:23 PM PDT
by
dagogo redux
(A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
To: SJackson
I’d laugh if these people weren’t so dangerous.
33
posted on
11/03/2010 8:45:26 PM PDT
by
gotribe
(Time to partea)
To: Sawdring
“Devil’s Piss” would be a GREAT name for a beer.
34
posted on
11/03/2010 8:48:58 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Sawdring
“Devil’s Piss” would be a GREAT name for a beer.
35
posted on
11/03/2010 8:48:59 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: SJackson
Cheers!
36
posted on
11/03/2010 8:50:16 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: SJackson
Most of San Francisco reacts to this with an overly enthusiastic ( and lispy ) "yes!"
To: Sawdring
"...The neighbors across the street are Apostolic Lutherans and when the gal saw me drinking a beer she asked me if I enjoyed drinking the Devil’s Piss. I told her I did...."Maybe because she saw that your beer was Pabst Blue Ribbon, and her comment had nothing to do with religion.
But really: Apostolic Lutherans? Never heard of that sect. They sound like a lot of fun, not.
To: I Buried My Guns
Spaten Premium. No PBR for this boy.
39
posted on
11/04/2010 2:25:25 PM PDT
by
Sawdring
To: AppyPappy
You mean Jesus didn’t turn water into grape juice?
40
posted on
11/05/2010 6:30:14 AM PDT
by
genetic homophobe
(Do we vote for a pro American globalist or a anti American globalist?)
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