Go to the golf course and get a ball washer, no instruction needed, they are self explanatory
The government would need 100 employees for your project. Inspectors, Instructors, People to do studies and write reports. Hearings etc. Does the soap cause environmental damage? Could the action possibly cause Carpel Tunnel Syndrome? The Golf Ball Washer Act would have to get through all the committees and lobbyists will be donating millions to each possible vote. Rube Goldberg would be proud of our current government.