Brains! Brains! We want Brains!
Posted on 10/22/2010 8:42:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush being incredibly kind and doing his best, but with years of indoctrination (13) already under this kid’s belt, he doesn’t have much to work with ..... especially since the kid said his parents also like Obama.
Maybe Rush needs to ask the kid if he knows about George, the plantation owner.
Yes, it sounds like he is being fed his lines.
Comparing the sound of this kid’s voice to that of my grandkids in that age range makes me think he’s on tranquilizers.
My 14yo granddaughter would turn this poor little guy upside down without breaking into her Texting time a heartbeat.
He is either on a lot of Ritalin or seriously special ed. I think that is why it took Rush a little while to figure out what tactic to take. You can't just start hammering on a special needs kid.
Rush seems to be good with young people. I’ve noticed, he’s really patient with younger callers, whether they are ill informed like Zach, or faithful Rush listeners.
Rush, tell the kid that Obama is going to spend 2 billion more to escalate the war in Afghanistan and that more soldiers are dying now than at anytime during the war.
Stop coddling the putz!
Missed that. Who is GMA?
OH, this is MUCH more boring. I can tolerate Rush’s football bather. He’s a guy and he really loves the game. But he is NOT enjoying trying to get a reaction out of this dull witted child. Thirteen? Sheesh. His parents should be ashamed of how he is presenting himself here, but they probably are proud of the little beast.
pattyjo
lol....good girl
If I had a kid who came home from school with the econazi ideas, I would explain to him that in this country he has the right to believe whatever he chooses, but as his parent, I couldn’t do a good job if I let him be a hypocrite.
He would walk everywhere. Can’t pollute with cars
He would have to live the ecological correct life.
You do have to practice what you preach
Here kid — eat that organic broccoli and spinach!!!
but, the expensive veggies will come out of your allowance.
That phone call (Zach) was a setup. I betcha Media Matters was there in the background hoping to get Rush to put the kid down. I’m glad that Rush wasn’t nasty with him.
Post call explanation. This should be good.
We got rid of cable/satellite in July, and I can already see the difference in my kids. I used to severly restrict it, but when it just isn't an option--they just accept it. Disney, PBS Kids Shows, pretty much all of the kids stations are indoctrination programs into the leftist agenda.
I was on the phone but heard the little brain washed turd.
Typical product from the publik school system.
Good Morning America. I read the article on Drudge yesterday. Let me see if I can find it. Thought it was funny.
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Brains! Brains! We want Brains!
lol...Rush must be gettin simultaneous posts sent to EIB.
Have to run.
Harry, manhood?????
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