Posted on 10/22/2010 8:42:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Me too. He is clearly a mush brain that needs to get a job!
Hey Zack, you should have picked up the garbage yourself.
No more cable in my house.
My kids are learning this crap in school.
Rush should ask the kid where the phrase, “Separation of Church and State”, can be found in the Constitution. LOL!
endorsements too!!!
See....this kid has commie parents! Surprise! I betcha mommy dialed the number for him.
He learned the US is responsible for polluting the world from watching the Disney Channel. Enough, listening to Dennis Miller....
I immediately thought teacher. Either way...so sad.
Talk the kid down Rush! he is ready to jump!
Oh heck, just tell him to jump.
This is NOT an articulate child. Unbelievably dull sounding. Thank you public schools and idiot parents.
Yes-— but that’s what media doesn’t matter and the MSM would expect!! Wait for it
They fed him his lines, too.
yup. mmmhmm...
Yup.... uh huh.... Yup... uh huh...
Future democrat...look what the schools are doing to American children, folks...when will parents wake up?
Bet we paid for the phone that mommy dialed. Note, it’s a cellphone!
Figures, Disney.
Good that Rush is trying to educate him.
Maybe this will make an impression on him that he is talking to Rush...hopefully.
Indeed. Rush lecturing a brain-dead kid is almost as boring as Rush blathering on about football.
Rush: “You are being taught things that just aren’t true.”
Kid: “Oh”.
Rush is handling this beautifully!
LOL.
Did you see where Christine nailed GMA re:showing her “gaffe”, which wasn’t a gaffe, and yet never playing Coons’ inability to name the Five freedoms in the First Amendment?
It starts at an early age, too. I mean, the programming on Sesame Street is just as socially engineered to impress environmentalism, multiculturalism, acceptance of homosexuality, etc. upon young minds. Then schools reaffirm all these themes.
He has class.
Kudos Rush.
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