[Malone LaVeigh]

What apparently was missing was a card with code numbers on it that allows the president to access a briefcase -- called the "football" and kept by an aide always near the president -- containing instructions for launching a nuclear attack.

He was probably using it as a coaster for his drink.

[Doogle]

...too busy soiling the carpet in the oval office.

[sten]

out being copied by the chinese, no doubt

quality.

freakin morons

[Red Badger]

It was probably stuck to a blue dress until Starr found it.................

[Past Your Eyes]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2611396/posts

[sodpoodle]

Imagine if George Bush had been that dumb!!!!

But then, George Bush was a trained fighter pilot. You get what you pay for.

[ijrazz]

Not surprised by this, Clinton “lost” the code card a couple of times.

Jimmy “ the peanut” Carter fumbled “the football” numerious times, during many visits to Plains, the officer carrying the football would have to stay in Americus, 10 miles away.

[Carley]

Do I recall Shelton ‘falling’ from a ladder at his home and being severely injured?

I always thought the story made no sense at that someone was sending him a message.

[silverleaf]

Probably on display in the office of a Chinese military intelligence officer

[runninglips]

and the ability to defend the US proper with air cover was discovered missing on 9-11-01 and probably still is down.....it is both parties.

[MrDem]

I guess the CHICOMS copier machine was down for repair hence the slow turnaround time.

[yldstrk]

probably in Monica’s purse

[KingLudd]

If Yogi Berra said, “we dodged a silver bullet,” I would laugh.

That mangled, idiotic phrase from a 4 star conjures imagery of JFK, the Lone Ranger, and vampires.

[delapaz]

“dodged a silver bullet”?

gee, mix metaphors much general?

[lionheart 247365]

Did they check the pockets on that blue dress ???

[CharlesWayneCT]

They were probably just sitting underneath that copy of the Rose law firm billing records on the nightstand that nobody noticed.

[rellimpank]

-—if true, something is (was)seriously amiss in the whole system—

[Eye of Unk]

Again all the more reasons to ignore this past embarrassment from influencing current politics, the Clintons should go and buy a third world country and be King and Queen. This is like having Obama around 20 years from now still trying to convert America into a socialistic Marxist society with a Sharia Constitution.

[FreeAtlanta]

I wouldn't be surprised to see some end time type attack on us before the brain frozen knucklehead Obama leaves office. I seriously don't think he would know how to respond to an all out attack against us.

So, during the month that Beelzebubba lost the launch codes, does that mean we would not have responded to a Russian attack? Aren't any of these things automatic? Nuclear missile coming at us, our troops have the go ahead to return fire?

[Jack Hammer]

Doesn’t matter much - the aliens have already disabled all our nukes.

[GourmetDan]

“Hey, Boris? I didn’t leave a little credit-card looking thing at your house the last time I was there, did I?”