Posted on 10/21/2010 8:43:03 PM PDT by Resjuda
NPR Job Application
That’s because Mara never ever speaks an intelligent word.
She can be counted on to read the talking points when it’s her turn to speak.
She wouldn’t dare to say something sensible.
Good one! You qualify!
Dear NPR,
I understand I have been excluded from the list of potential Juan Williams replacements, as something from my past has be discovered. I admit I was a member of that hate filled, homophobic, anti-socialist, pro-constitution, rampant praying, group,...the cub scouts. Yes, I admit to even saluting a flag while in my cub Scout uniform and sang the national anthem when I was in little league baseball. I admit this extremist right wing upbringing has probably tainted my view of right and wrong but, if you tell me what I need to do to correct this extremist leaning. I’m sure I can be one of the best reporters you’ll ever have. I understand George Soros will fund (as a public service) my de-programming and therapy. As this obviouse mental defect is viewed as a disability it should be covered by Obamacare and you can claim to hire the mentally handicapped AND veterans, a win-win situation, this even helps bring Obamas job creation numbers up!
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