[Loyalist]

Who can honestly say they haven't felt like arming themselves against those little SOBs?

[Jaxter]

Who could blame him?

[gusopol3]

Why, there’s trolls right here on FR.

[tlb]

>>> Fear of elves made Montreal man get powerful guns

You can't be too prepared.

[Impy]

I wonder what Dennis Kucinich was doing in Quebec.

[Right Wing Assault]

I don’t think it is legal to use shotguns on elves. It splatters them into pieces and each piece becomes a new elf.

Solid gold .22 to the heart is the only thing that will kill them.

[mainepatsfan]

Who can honestly say they haven't felt like arming themselves against those little SOBs?

Especially when they have dental licenses.

[DainBramage]

Maybe he meant ELFs.

[luvbach1]

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, creator of Sherlock Holmes, believed in the existence of elves and fairies.

[jmcenanly]

Who can honestly say they haven't felt like arming themselves against those little SOBs?
Especially when they can fight back

[prisoner6]

The elves in this video PROVE we should be armed!

Elf School

Somewhere I have a DISTURBING picture of the elves in Finland or Sweden staring in the window of a home. Scarey stuff!

[WKUHilltopper]

Those damn Keebler elves—you can’t trust ‘em!

[Spktyr]

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.
— Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

[humblegunner]

Fear of elves made Montreal man get powerful guns

Well, he is pretty scary.

[rickb308]

“high-powered weapons”

Sheesh. The only two they listed was a 12 gauge & a .45acp.

[Ezekiel]

[2nd Bn, 11th Mar]

So, this Canadian anti-elf guy is besmirched for getting “powerful” guns? What was he supposed to do, buy “weak” guns that wouldn’t hurt the little elves?

O another note, do zombies and elves ever mate? What would a zombelf be like?

[Fresh Wind]

This is further evidence that all gun owners are nuts, and all privately owned firearms should be confiscated ASAP.

[rod1]

Exactly. But that is why I have the fairies guarding my house (of course, then I have to put up with their borrowing/hiding things).

[DH]

WoW! POWERFUL GUNS is it? I’m sure glad he didn’t have WEAK GUNS to shoot these varmints. It would have only pissed them off and then what do you do????????

I didn’t even read the article but I would think it was written by a liberal woman or sissy who had no idea about guns since they didn’t know the difference between a BB gun and a slingshot.

[Cheburashka]