Posted on 09/30/2010 8:20:06 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Good morning. Rainy, soggy day in Pittsburgh.
Bump
Did Chris Paladino once pass gas in public? Has Jim Miller ever crossed against the light? Does Marco Rubio hate his own race so much he doesn't even like arroz y frijoles? Did Christine O'Donnell once use the F word in middle school (as claimed by her neighbor's cousin's husband's ex-wife's stepson's karate teacher's minister)?
Oh, what hot button issues will the MSM regale us with today? Stay tuned!
Good Morning/afternoon, megaRushWaitingToStartShowdittos,from Biggirl! PING! :)=^..^=
lmao
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week!
;-)
OOOPS!!!! Corey forgot to announce Stewart Cink!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Yhello! Yhello! Yhello!
I’ll have the grilled cheese w/ the imported pickels from Missouri
Howdy do!!!!
starts tomorrow, yes ?
If I could bother the thread for a moment for a bit of personal news. I was just informed that my brother-in-law attempted suicide last night, and I’d like to ask for your prayers on his and my sister’s behalf.
You can have the rain....
Si senor!!! 11:30 tonight yer time.
What? Are you going to melt because you’re made of sugar?
Prayers up.
I’m still howling over what Corey did!!!!
They don’t start play till tomorrow right?
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