Did Chris Paladino once pass gas in public? Has Jim Miller ever crossed against the light? Does Marco Rubio hate his own race so much he doesn't even like arroz y frijoles? Did Christine O'Donnell once use the F word in middle school (as claimed by her neighbor's cousin's husband's ex-wife's stepson's karate teacher's minister)?
Oh, what hot button issues will the MSM regale us with today? Stay tuned!
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