Posted on 09/10/2010 8:23:42 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Obama’s dissembling is equal to Rauf’s.
You can see the mindset and commonality.
The truth means what they say, regardless of contradictions.
No reason to be found in them.
I love it. Rush totally gets the perspective on this koran burning. Should not be surprised.
Did you hear him say he’s a Christian today?
Why would he have to tell anyone? /s
I missed the presser.
I have not had a chance to read through the entire press conf thread. I was surprised that no one mentioned the absent wedding ring. May not be a big deal, oooh Rush just mentioned it.
Jones, if true, would be promoting the Truth, not tearing down and destroying the beliefs of others.
Notice, how the media would never attack someone like Ken Hamm, who promotes the Truth, and decimates the lies.
No wedding ring for the one?
They buy these by the gross.
Hey all!
Hey
I missed it, just reading comments.
May have lost weight in his hands and doesn’t want anyone to notice.
I missed it too. I turned my radio OFF when 0 came on. It was on EVERY single station, except the Spanish station. I don’t understand enough Spanish to listen to their songs.
True!
10 questions in an hour fifteen has got to be a story in and of itself.
The pastor should have asked for a Grant.
Where are we today?
Any one here still? I am kinda new to this Rush thread.
I was at work during the presser so I couldnt really listen.
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