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To: pissant

Hey! This could be a new tactic. I’m going to call the news for a press conference. If I do not get agreement that the stoning of the Iranian woman will not occur, AND that the American Spies caught in Iran will be returned, I shall wipe my ass daily with one page of the Qur’an at a time. Daily press releases following each dump/wipe will be issued until my demands are met!


4 posted on 09/09/2010 11:42:01 AM PDT by Gaffer ("Profiling: The only profile I need is a chalk outline around their dead ass!")
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To: Gaffer

I like your thinking!


5 posted on 09/09/2010 11:42:48 AM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: Gaffer

“Daily press releases following each dump/wipe will be issued until my demands are met!”

The aforementioned soiled page could actually BE your press release.

Now there’s some PR.


12 posted on 09/09/2010 11:45:33 AM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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To: Gaffer

Gaffer:
Don’t make me laugh like this, I’m at work.


68 posted on 09/09/2010 12:19:49 PM PDT by raisincane (Dims think we're all oblivious to the obvious)
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To: Gaffer

If I decide to delete the Q’ran from my Kindle, should that not be the same as burning a hard copy behind a country church? If so, should I contact CNN first?


78 posted on 09/09/2010 12:38:33 PM PDT by VRWCtaz (America has Zero to be ashamed of.)
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