“Daily press releases following each dump/wipe will be issued until my demands are met!”
The aforementioned soiled page could actually BE your press release.
Now there’s some PR.
I like it, tie a turd by a string hanging over the Koran open with a candle burning under it, every time they do something the candle starts burning the string and countdown begins, nah won’t work, we would be taking a lot of dumps, they are always doing some shite..