Gulag Bound’s ‘You Might be a Dog if…’ Contest, Updated as it Goes

Gulag Bound ^ | September 7, 2010 | Arlen Williams

[cj in tx]

For a moment, yesterday (Monday, September 6, a day that will live in canine infamy) Barack Obama spoke from the core of his political being, to his arranged group of Democrat and union apparatchiks -- plus those especially susceptible to conversational hypnosis -- in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

"They talk about me like a dog." he said of them (those who are still asking for his papers?). "That's not in my prepared remarks, but it's true."

Video from Politico: "Treated like a dog?"

Who are they? Why are they talking about him this way -- like a dog? A... certain someone... was hounded by such questions and put some feelers out via Twitter.

Maybe they just need a little teasing -- a little whiff of red meat -- then they would reveal why they are involved in such a doggeral discourse!

And so, the Twitter "hashtag" was devised:

#YouMightBeADogIf

And this... certain someone... flung out a few tweets, like little messages in little bottles -- or tiny Milk Bones® tossed into a great big puppy pen.

It was a noble experiment and Eureka! Responses were to be found! Below, you may now find some of the suggestions offered and that is what they said, about this iffy matter.

Now, would you like to vote with us via comments, to find out which treat, er, tweet best answers the question:

Why would anyone be talking about Barack Hussein Obama II, "like a dog?"

The prize for the winning twitterer, you ask?:

A free subscription to Gulag Bound, as it is published, virtually whenever one wishes to read it.

Our Obamanation Nominations:

...to be added, immediately!

...and you still have time to suggest answers -- by tweeting to

#YouMightBeADogIf...or by commenting below!

...we'll blow the dog whistle on this contest at a time of our choosing.

...note: no dirty personal attacks considered.

[cj in tx]

Comment below if you like (for practice) but comments at the Gulag Bound article and in Twitter using #YouMightBeADogIf will be considered for nominations and the... Grand Prize.

[WhatsItAllAbout]

Purely for the humor of it, "You might be a dog if while your sniffing someones butt you are taxing their hard earn cash and giving it to the pack"

"You might be a dog if you are pissing on my leg, and want be to be happy while you are giving me a leg up"

Sorry, but nothing but potty humor comes to mind.

[Iron Munro]

"Barry, you ignorant half breed -
When I say heel like a dog, I mean heel like a dog!
Now keep up!"

[unspun]

Hey, I think I’ll ping a few over. Thank you CJ.

[unspun]

FR Ping List for GulagBound.com, Investigating Obama, & "The Awakening"

Please reply or FReepmail, if you want on or off this list.

Understand America's Problems, But You Want The Solution?.

[unspun]

Pinging a few, from the days of the rhymes of that old mariner...

...Merchant Seaman.

[Global2010]

Obama was being to “kind to himself” when he said that.

They speak about like I am a “dirty rat” or worse would have been more accurate.

I adore dogs and my dogs are adorable (as any dog owner would claim).

I find nothing adorable about Obama, he is not a dog, even in the belittling sense.

He is a boomer if anything.

[Pining_4_TX]

Well, I added my tweet, but since I am tech-challenged, I don’t know if I did it correctly. (yes, I am an old fogey)

Anyway my tweet is - You might be a dog if you have no papers to show where you were born.

[OrioleFan]

"That's not in my prepared remarks, but it's true."

If it wasn't in his prepared remarks, why was his head moving back and forth from teleprompter to teleprompter?

[unspun]

You’re a Texas Darlin’, Pining.

From the Fjords,
AW

[unspun]

If it wasn't in his prepared remarks, why was his head moving back and forth from teleprompter to teleprompter?

Sure it wasn't just squirrels going by?

[Tenniel2]

Everyone else is racing for second place.

The blue ribbon has already been awarded to Fred Dalton Thompson for this tweet: "Obama: some people in DC 'talk about me like a dog.' Maybe it's because he keeps treating this country like a fire hydrant."

[Quix]

THX FOR THE PING.

[HiTech RedNeck]

he had to squeeze it in before the text scrolled off the pages

[HiTech RedNeck]

woof

[piasa]

YouMightBeADogIf:

... you have a Flea & Tick Czar.

[piasa]

YouMightBeADogIf ....

..you bow wow.

[piasa]

YouMightBeADogIf ...

... you have a heart worm named Axelrod.

[TheRightGuy]

Pinging a few, from the days of the rhymes of that old mariner...

did you pingeth one of three?

[OrioleFan]

When Obamski is making a speech you think he’s at a tennis match. I saw once where someone speeded up the video and it looked like he was shaking his head “no” in disbelief.