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Gulag Bound’s ‘You Might be a Dog if…’ Contest, Updated as it Goes
Gulag Bound ^
| September 7, 2010
| Arlen Williams
Posted on 09/07/2010 7:17:57 PM PDT by cj in tx
For a moment, yesterday (Monday, September 6, a day that will live in canine infamy) Barack Obama spoke from the core of his political being, to his arranged group of Democrat and union apparatchiks -- plus those especially susceptible to conversational hypnosis -- in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
"They talk about me like a dog." he said of them (those who are still asking for his papers?). "That's not in my prepared remarks, but it's true."
Video from Politico: "Treated like a dog?"
Who are they? Why are they talking about him this way -- like a dog? A... certain someone... was hounded by such questions and put some feelers out via Twitter.
Maybe they just need a little teasing -- a little whiff of red meat -- then they would reveal why they are involved in such a doggeral discourse!
And so, the Twitter "hashtag" was devised:
#YouMightBeADogIf
And this... certain someone... flung out a few tweets, like little messages in little bottles -- or tiny Milk Bones® tossed into a great big puppy pen.
It was a noble experiment and Eureka! Responses were to be found! Below, you may now find some of the suggestions offered and that is what they said, about this iffy matter.
Now, would you like to vote with us via comments, to find out which treat, er, tweet best answers the question:
Why would anyone be talking about Barack Hussein Obama II, "like a dog?"
The prize for the winning twitterer, you ask?:
A free subscription to Gulag Bound, as it is published, virtually whenever one wishes to read it.
Our Obamanation Nominations:
...to be added, immediately!
...and you still have time to suggest answers -- by tweeting to#YouMightBeADogIf...or by commenting below!
...we'll blow the dog whistle on this contest at a time of our choosing.
...note: no dirty personal attacks considered.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Wisconsin
KEYWORDS: dog; merchantdogman; muslimism; obama; pooch; speech; woofwoof; youmightbeadogif
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Comment below if you like (for practice) but comments at the Gulag Bound article and in Twitter using #YouMightBeADogIf will be considered for nominations and the... Grand Prize.
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posted on
09/07/2010 7:18:00 PM PDT
by
cj in tx
To: cj in tx
Purely for the humor of it, "You might be a dog if while your sniffing someones butt you are taxing their hard earn cash and giving it to the pack"
"You might be a dog if you are pissing on my leg, and want be to be happy while you are giving me a leg up"
Sorry, but nothing but potty humor comes to mind.
To: cj in tx
"Barry, you ignorant half breed -
When I say heel like a dog, I mean heel like a dog!
Now keep up!"
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posted on
09/07/2010 7:51:37 PM PDT
by
Iron Munro
(The extravagance of his hype is matched by the inadequacy of his performance.)
To: cj in tx
Hey, I think I’ll ping a few over. Thank you CJ.
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posted on
09/07/2010 7:54:58 PM PDT
by
unspun
(It's the Sovereignty, Stu... um... art. | WE ARE GULAG BOUND)
To: 1035rep; amom; Arthur Wildfire! March; azkathy; betty boop; bitt; boxlunch; Clump; ...
5
posted on
09/07/2010 7:56:15 PM PDT
by
unspun
(It's the Sovereignty, Stu... um... art. | WE ARE GULAG BOUND)
To: potlatch; gitmo; FBD; citizen; Richard Kimball; ladyinred; weegee; cherry_bomb88; dighton; ...
Pinging a few, from the days of the rhymes of that old mariner...
...Merchant Seaman.
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posted on
09/07/2010 7:58:19 PM PDT
by
unspun
(It's the Sovereignty, Stu... um... art. | WE ARE GULAG BOUND)
To: cj in tx
Obama was being to “kind to himself” when he said that.
They speak about like I am a “dirty rat” or worse would have been more accurate.
I adore dogs and my dogs are adorable (as any dog owner would claim).
I find nothing adorable about Obama, he is not a dog, even in the belittling sense.
He is a boomer if anything.
To: cj in tx
Well, I added my tweet, but since I am tech-challenged, I don’t know if I did it correctly. (yes, I am an old fogey)
Anyway my tweet is - You might be a dog if you have no papers to show where you were born.
To: cj in tx
"That's not in my prepared remarks, but it's true."If it wasn't in his prepared remarks, why was his head moving back and forth from teleprompter to teleprompter?
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posted on
09/07/2010 9:30:08 PM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15.)
To: Pining_4_TX
You’re a Texas Darlin’, Pining.
From the Fjords,
AW
10
posted on
09/07/2010 9:57:39 PM PDT
by
unspun
(It's the Sovereignty, Stu... um... art. | WE ARE GULAG BOUND)
To: OrioleFan
If it wasn't in his prepared remarks, why was his head moving back and forth from teleprompter to teleprompter? Sure it wasn't just squirrels going by?
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posted on
09/07/2010 9:58:52 PM PDT
by
unspun
(It's the Sovereignty, Stu... um... art. | WE ARE GULAG BOUND)
To: cj in tx
Everyone else is racing for second place.
The blue ribbon has already been awarded to Fred Dalton Thompson for this tweet: "Obama: some people in DC 'talk about me like a dog.' Maybe it's because he keeps treating this country like a fire hydrant."
12
posted on
09/07/2010 11:32:16 PM PDT
by
Tenniel2
(Obamacare in a nutshell: Take everyone's money. Then kill them.)
To: unspun
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posted on
09/08/2010 2:17:49 AM PDT
by
Quix
(C Bosses plans: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2519352/posts?page=2#2)
To: OrioleFan
he had to squeeze it in before the text scrolled off the pages
14
posted on
09/08/2010 3:12:29 AM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
To: OrioleFan
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posted on
09/08/2010 3:17:04 AM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
To: cj in tx
YouMightBeADogIf:
... you have a Flea & Tick Czar.
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posted on
09/08/2010 3:35:51 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: cj in tx
YouMightBeADogIf ....
..you bow wow.
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posted on
09/08/2010 3:37:59 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: cj in tx
YouMightBeADogIf ...
... you have a heart worm named Axelrod.
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posted on
09/08/2010 3:39:19 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: unspun
Pinging a few, from the days of the rhymes of that old mariner... did you pingeth one of three?
19
posted on
09/08/2010 5:32:00 AM PDT
by
TheRightGuy
(I want MY BAILOUT ... a billion or two should do!)
To: unspun
When Obamski is making a speech you think he’s at a tennis match. I saw once where someone speeded up the video and it looked like he was shaking his head “no” in disbelief.
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posted on
09/08/2010 5:52:19 AM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15.)
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