Posted on 08/27/2010 8:41:34 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
EWWWWWWWWW
Did you see the rumors that Charlie visited Obama in Martha’s Vineyard?
A little give and take? Pitch and catch? Pass and receive?
Gross dyke...
The 3 Marks next week.
Mark C. Moan is a no I hope.
I did hear that. That should really help him...not.
Is Mark Steyn one of them?
Steyn Davis and Belling.
Personally, think his closest truth was - and probably still is - described here, back in 2008:
"... the Illinois senator does not support gay marriage, but believes that federal and state constitutional amendments banning gay marriage can also threaten rights that couples have under civil unions and domestic partnerships, which Obama supports".
. . .which pretty much butters both sides of the bread. A favorite MO, that clearly helped get Obama to Martha's Vineyard so that he can eat all the Lobster he could want and more; can buy shrimp-by-pounds, while our economy flounders and questions on Iraq hang in the Vineyard's salt air.
I found Doug to be more interesting than most of the guests Rush gets.
Wonder where Mark Steyn is? I really love him as a guest host.
Duh!
Do you get a vacation?
Rush hasn’t taken near as many as Obama and he pays for them with his own money.
Duh!
Haven’t had a vacation, let alone one I haven’t paid for myself in over a year.
Good for Rush that he pays for his own - but he stills takes more vaycays than the average bear...
Doug mentioned that next week would feature ‘Mark guest hosts...Belling, Steyn, and Davis...’
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