Posted on 08/27/2010 8:41:34 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
late in bttt
LOL
My apologies...
What a jagbag
Media wh*re.
“..Obama has weighed in; he does not support Gay marriage...” ~ cricket
He used to:
Obama once backed full gay marriage [in 1996]
Windy City Times ^ | 2009-01-13 | Windy City Times
Posted on Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:25:12 AM by Matchett-PI
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2165041/posts
Looks like that loser Margaret Cho might be on DWTS
“...I think he’s [Beck] enlightened a whole lot of people about the Marxist and his regime...” ~ onyx
The proof of that is how badly he’s spooked one of B.O.’s main “Spiritual advisors”, the Marxist “Rev.”, Jim Wallis:
It’s “Panic City” over there:
http://blog.sojo.net/
Are you going to stop supporting Derek if he is her partner? Oh, wait, I forgot, you are an adult.
I think even the libs are starting to get annoyed by that weasel (Levi).
Silly me.
Well, that IS the only reason I watched
Certainly not the guys or the dancing
But... That’s just me
She used to be funny until she went “Roseanne” on conservatives
I can’t stand either of them, now
You could throw 90 percent of stand up comics in that list. I thought George Lopez was hillarious until I saw him on stage. Now I think he is a La Raza POS
Only ones i ever liked were Dangerfield and Rickles.
Today during an interview, Charlie said “I Would Have Voted For” ObamaCare.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhfJbJikxFA&feature=player_embedded
I didn’t want insults hurled at his opponents necessarily, just maybe his manifesto even if it differed slightly from Rush.
Crispy needs to change teams
If Obama paid off my credit cards and mortgage I would say that it was a good idea
Still wouldn’t be a good idea
FUGM
He needs to go far far away.
I think he already did, in more ways than one.
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