Posted on 08/25/2010 8:17:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Maybe I’m taking it wrong.......I just automatically think of someone wearing a ribbon or the people with the ‘baby on board’ signs.....
I have a lib story for ya. LOL.
LOL! bttt
I’m ready....
Chrissy needs to learn how to follow context
OK, I was at a late dinner with a person who calls themselves a extreme lib.
She asked my thoughts on what Obozo has done so far? I was taken back that she asked me.
I said i disagreed with everything he did. Then she says, “ What do you want him to do! Its only been 20 some months. The economy is so bad its hard to fix”
Joe, the “old media” covers this s#it up
If it wasn’t for talk radio and the internet we the sheeple would already be bowing toward Mecca
I missed the intro..what happened to Jeff?
Did you ask about the deficit going from 200 billion a year under Bush to 200 billion a MONTH under Obama/Reid/Pelosi?
Her head would explode. I can deal with emotional people when it comes to politics.
Her head would explode. I can’t deal with emotional people when it comes to politics.
OMG After Bush was in office about a month they started blaming everything on him!!! Obama gets a pass for 20 months? I know one friend of mine said in a Facebook newspaper thread asking what people though about Obama supporting the Ground Zero mosque. My friend wrote that “Obama HAD TO GO” ....and boy did the people attack her!! Saying that the poor guy inherited all of Bush’s problems....even when the subject was about the mosque!!
Bitch or be a leader.
One more lib story?
Every president inherits the previous administration. But after the first budget is passed, that they sign into law, the problems are officially their own
Unless you’re Obama of course
ay our cc - i am SO stealing that - perfect for battling the paultardz/5pmertardz
Hello.
Hahahah.....go ahead....my boss just went to lunch....she won’t hear the pounding keys or muttering.....
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ROFL!
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