Posted on 08/25/2010 8:17:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Very sad.
Hello.
Hi.
Well bloody hell...
Only 7600 of them were returned by Monday, supposedly. It will be 8/31 before they are counted. Here’s hoping that history doesn’t repeat in the NorthWest.
Hello.
What history in the North West does thou speak of?
General moonbattiness?
When I hear they are deeply religious people it tells me they think they are better than someone like me. Bothers me. Has nothing to do with the families issues.....which is very sad.....like many families issues in the same situation......who are also religious, but apparently not AS GOOD AS the ‘DEEPLY’ RELIGIOUS people....
Ooops...didn’t see you had already posted that info....nevermind.
Who is Rush talking about? (Who died?)
Thanks.
Bub-bye Lisa!
BTTT
1. That's Libtard think, STOP IT!
B.Even if it's self described, which this wasn't, it's not about you. What if I said you were deeply religious? STOP IT!
III. You should appreciate anyone who is religious, regardless of modifiers, period. STOP IT!
He just spent 45 minutes explaining. LOL!
A military friend’s son died at age 16
Rush was at the funeral yesterday
Bush’s fault.
When I hear they are deeply religious people it tells me they think they are better than someone like me. Bothers me.
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What bothers you is inside your own head and heart. “They” are not talking about you at all. “They” are referencing that “they” feel close to a Higher Power.
Nothing at all to do with you and who you may or may not feel close to.
He said it’s on his facebook page.
Hessarrah(sp?) was the last name. Military but not a public figure.
Since you obviously suffer from low self-esteem, maybe you should tell your problems to a psychologist..........We're here for Rush, not you.
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF
1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You cant think of anyone you havent declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. Youve always had a crush on your neighbors goat.
http://weaselzippers.us/2010/08/25/you-may-be-a-taliban-if/
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