He said it’s on his facebook page.
Hessarrah(sp?) was the last name. Military but not a public figure.
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF
1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You cant think of anyone you havent declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. Youve always had a crush on your neighbors goat.
http://weaselzippers.us/2010/08/25/you-may-be-a-taliban-if/