Posted on 08/20/2010 8:29:28 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“types with fists” sending out internet smoke signals to the Waga Waga tribe....***How, tribe?***
Dittos.
Hello.
Miming Cranium fine.
Howdy folks!
Thank Grouse It's Friday?
I’ve found that I only have to reboot once, then if the box still acts sulky, just reach for the sawed-off Louisville Slugger under the desk.........
Amazing what a little moral ‘suasion does for modern technology.
Birds of a feather.
Good Afternoon and megaRushOutsmartsTheLibsdittos from Biggirl! PING! :)=^..^=
Hello!
Muhammad’s definition of his mission from a historical perspective (”Al-Yahud”, Sam Solomon pg.126-7):
..a systematic removal and replacement of key doctrines in order to validate his prophethood as the Seal of the Prophets and his priesthood as the only legitimate intercessor between Allah and mankind. These taken together constitute Islam’s appropriation of the entire Jewish and CHRISTIAN belief system, plus their claims to the Holy Land, without any real viable historical, logical foundation. Thus the total fallacy of Islam rooted in its doctrine of enmity is exposed, and its entire edifice is threatened.”
Hence, Moslems like Obama sincerely believe they are Christians as appropriated by Muhammad. Spotlight this.
You should have Hewitt last night, he so wanted to blame your phrase of “Imam Obama” for the 18% of the people think he’s a Muslim. He was apoplectic about it.
Hi CC27!
God Bless.
Someone needs to photoshop Patterson in a cowboy hat and gun rig.
Now I wonder if they are on here and know who I am. After weeks of trying to get the information, the preliminary copy came right after I posted here! *.*
MSM says an invisible plume of oil can be seen? LoL!
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