Posted on 08/20/2010 8:29:28 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Here’s Canada’s angle: Stuck on Socialism!
Small wonders never cease!
Jesse Jackass Jr and Rahm might take the stand in the next Blago trail
Funny thing is, Canada’s Gov is currently more conservative than ours!
Really? I am sure the MSM will be riveted to the proceedings /s
It’s very sad, not funny.
I did not mean funny “Ha Ha”
You meant funny-Oh! Never mind.
I bet the Unions will be knocking on the door.
Open Line Friday is fun! It’s like a box of chocolates...
I would be willing to bet that in real life Obama is about as much fun as his pal “Skip Gates”
You cant say “Chicago” without going through the Union or the Mob
President Reagan didn’t need Peggy Noonan - but that two bit hobag NEEDED President Reagan to be where she is today.
I don’t know about that. I know a guy who lives there and *itches all the time about the high taxes.....ours are lower...
Yes, but Harper did not implement those taxes.
Previous Socialist did.
Obozo needs a peggy...
Uber-smart Obama needs to slow down so us boobs in Jesusland can understand him
That explains his bi-weekly vacation schedule. He is helping us catch up.
That’s why they call it leadership! LoL
Biden says voters won’t like Republican alternative... http://drudge.tw/ak43gu
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