[Nachum]

Mooch-elle's fair game for any criticism. They used their kid in a publicity photo too. Everything is on the table.

[Nachum]

The list, ping

[Siena Dreaming]

Will she be showing slides from her Andalusia Muslim history tour?

[fwdude]

Are they going to play an Oh!-prah style techno beat in the background?

[socal_parrot]

Everything is on the table.

By the looks of her, if that happens to be food, it won't last long.

Tip your server!

[Noamie]

Michelle will probably start out with, “Heeeey! You gun clinging people you! Yeah, I love you and I’m so proud of America now that I can vacation off of your hard-earned tax money!! Thanks, America Yaaaaaayyy! Here take some pictures of my children eating ass-loads of ice cream as I lecture you on dieting!! Yaaay! I love you fat Americans!!”

That’s upbeat enough, I guess.

[Fantasywriter]

Example of Michelle being upbeat: ‘For the second time in my life I was proud of my country, when its citizens footed the bill for my five-star Spanish romp.’

[bigredkitty1]

Yes, but watch the MSM’s trained stooges jump to her defense when that happens.

[Cicero]

Well, a search already fails to turn it up. But I think I read yesterday that a liberal publisher is planning to star Michelle on five magazine covers between now and election day. And that’s only ONE guy. I imagine we’ll be seeing a lot of her, as they move Hussein back into the closet for the moment.

[samadams2000]

“Reach for Hope!!!!”

[bigredkitty1]

Is it wrong of me to pray for impeachment...or other things to happen?

[Steely Tom]

I went from a $317,000/yr dead-end hospital job to an all-expenses-paid vacation the Villa Padierna Hotel, and you can do it too! Just keep telling yourself “they can have a recession but I don’t have to participate in it.” That’s what I did!

[Red_Devil 232]

Am I paying for this or is the DNC and the candidates she compaigns for forking out the big bucks to fly her and her SS detail around?

[Rebelbase]

Upbeat? For who? Something like, “Barak and I have noticed some people are offended at what seems like our constant vacations, lavish White House parties and Wagyu beef dinners. Starting today, we promise to only take one vacation per month, eat cornfed angus tenderloin instead of Wagyu, and only hold a lavish party once a week.”

“Of course this excludes official state dinners, which we will probably be having a lot more of....”

[gidget7]

Upbeat to be sure “YES WE CAN!”

[freekitty]

There is nothing upbeat about Moochelle.

[nascarnation]

She’ll be awesome (for Republicans).

She may get some love from the parasite class, but she’ll be just as toxic as Baraq with everyone else.

[tractorman]

“Her campaign schedule won’t be a heavy one,”
I beg to differ.

[Max_850]

This is not going to play as well as they hope for. I think her polling is dropping down to Barack’s level after all the recent trips.

Once outside Calif, New England and a few large urban areas she will not be as welcomed as what they are hoping for.

[Carl LaFong]

The Michelle Obama “ I don’t hate America quite as much as I used to” tour.

[Carley]

Telling Amerians who great things are in America!!!!