Michelle will probably start out with, “Heeeey! You gun clinging people you! Yeah, I love you and I’m so proud of America now that I can vacation off of your hard-earned tax money!! Thanks, America Yaaaaaayyy! Here take some pictures of my children eating ass-loads of ice cream as I lecture you on dieting!! Yaaay! I love you fat Americans!!”
That’s upbeat enough, I guess.
Made me LOL!