Posted on 08/12/2010 8:35:04 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thinking about a used Expedition with the extended back. Seats fold down so you can actually get a 4x8 piece of plywood in the back. That IS the test... :)
Gimmie a cop crown vic.
We’re being asked to trust them all, when it was above average educated and some with professional jobs doing terrorism, and then we have the people who celebrated Sept 11 2001, get said caller a dimmer switch, he’s too bright...
Palestinian Mickey Mouse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY0zE64thJ4
Who are you trying to outrun? :)
They think they caught the killer from Michigan. He was taking a plane to Israel.
Expired passport.
Why is California broke? Priorities. No budget yet but retailers/wholesalers will now have to include a label on fur as to what animal it is and country of origin
Priorities
Piss off libs
I saw that. Thanks!
LOL !!!
In Delaware’s GOP primary race, O’Donnell slams Castle over Medicaid vote
http://thehill.com/blogs/healthwatch/medicaid/113957-in-delawares-gop-primary-race-odonnell-slams-castle-over-medicaid-vote
He’s on a mission from God.
Jon Liebowitz, leader of the democrat party, made fun of it because they wanted it to have landmark status and was formerly a Burlington Coat Factory. No mention landing gear fell through the ceiling.
Mission to pull up to a prius and laugh
:o(
That poll was sloppy. It used half the sample size of the July poll and the results of an opinion question indicated Delawareans are not hurting by the recession. I find that hard to believe.
Another “free” Apple commercial
She needs another Levin interview like Allen West got last night.
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