Posted on 08/12/2010 8:35:04 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Funniest sight imaginable is to spot a Prius parked by the side of the road with a big FOR SALE BY OWNER on it.
Reality is a beotch. Realizing just how functionless a Big City Commuter Car is around here a couple months before the first Montana snow storm is a really BIG beotch.
ROFLMAO
I’m crazy about my MacBook Pro, it has a reader built in too.
HAHA
That would help. A visit by Sarah Palin would do wonders, too!
Let us know if you have any Volt sightings...
Soon seen on America’s highways. A guy standing next to his Volt, thumb out, carrying an extension cord.
I put in a 110 outdoor outlet thinking we’d get one. No way now, GM is dead to me.
la la la la!
No PGA talk Rush!
Gotta a tornado warning coming at me. Gotta get to the fortress at the American Legion and have a brewski.
A Volt running strictly on battery wouldn’t make it all the way to/from some mailboxes around here.
Even if the guy plowed the lane flat as a pooltable.
We got big weather coming too, again. 100,000 out from this morning’s storms. Gunna hit in 30 minutes.
I could name having children dive in dumpsters and maybe have to fight with the homeless over food. Anybody that’s made a career out of making fun of others that don’t believe politically what he believes or those less fortunate is a hateful individual.
Once he was making fun of Robert Reich’s short stature. Another time - Michael J. Fox’s parkinsons disease. I help out with an old friend that has parkinsons. And I take offense at this individual who’s had the sun shine pretty good on his life, yet has no compassion for others.
Anybody that’s made a career out of making fun of others that don’t believe politically what he believes or those less fortunate is a hateful individual.
What a steaming pile...'hate' has been thrown around so much the last few years it has lost any meaning...
Another tip...you might want to avoid Comedy Central, MSNBC, and Late Night...especially if Sarah Palin or her family is the topic.
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