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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread, Thursday, August 12, 2010
The EIB Network ^ | 08/12/2010 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 08/12/2010 8:35:04 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: elrushbo; rushlimbaugh; talkradio
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Funniest sight imaginable is to spot a Prius parked by the side of the road with a big FOR SALE BY OWNER on it.

Reality is a beotch. Realizing just how functionless a Big City Commuter Car is around here a couple months before the first Montana snow storm is a really BIG beotch.

ROFLMAO


101 posted on 08/12/2010 11:37:42 AM PDT by Unrepentant VN Vet (891 and a wakeup)
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To: hattend

I’m crazy about my MacBook Pro, it has a reader built in too.


102 posted on 08/12/2010 11:38:34 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Palin: Obama lacks 'the cojones' to tackle immigration! (Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: Unrepentant VN Vet

HAHA


103 posted on 08/12/2010 11:39:10 AM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
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To: Clint N. Suhks

That would help. A visit by Sarah Palin would do wonders, too!


104 posted on 08/12/2010 11:40:23 AM PDT by MarkLevinFan (Thank me!)
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To: Unrepentant VN Vet

Let us know if you have any Volt sightings...


105 posted on 08/12/2010 11:44:00 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Palin: Obama lacks 'the cojones' to tackle immigration! (Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Soon seen on America’s highways. A guy standing next to his Volt, thumb out, carrying an extension cord.


106 posted on 08/12/2010 11:46:37 AM PDT by hattend (Like a termite to wood, Obama only wants to destroy - Mark Levin)
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To: hattend

I put in a 110 outdoor outlet thinking we’d get one. No way now, GM is dead to me.


107 posted on 08/12/2010 11:49:49 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Palin: Obama lacks 'the cojones' to tackle immigration! (Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: Clint N. Suhks; advertising guy; cleveland gop

la la la la!

No PGA talk Rush!


108 posted on 08/12/2010 11:56:16 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Palin: Obama lacks 'the cojones' to tackle immigration! (Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Gotta a tornado warning coming at me. Gotta get to the fortress at the American Legion and have a brewski.


109 posted on 08/12/2010 12:04:06 PM PDT by AGreatPer (If OJerko is a citizen of the USA he's not proud of it.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

A Volt running strictly on battery wouldn’t make it all the way to/from some mailboxes around here.

Even if the guy plowed the lane flat as a pooltable.


110 posted on 08/12/2010 12:05:19 PM PDT by Unrepentant VN Vet (891 and a wakeup)
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To: AGreatPer

We got big weather coming too, again. 100,000 out from this morning’s storms. Gunna hit in 30 minutes.


111 posted on 08/12/2010 12:08:45 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Palin: Obama lacks 'the cojones' to tackle immigration! (Palin/Cheney 2012)
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To: who knows what evil?

I could name having children dive in dumpsters and maybe have to fight with the homeless over food. Anybody that’s made a career out of making fun of others that don’t believe politically what he believes or those less fortunate is a hateful individual.

Once he was making fun of Robert Reich’s short stature. Another time - Michael J. Fox’s parkinsons disease. I help out with an old friend that has parkinsons. And I take offense at this individual who’s had the sun shine pretty good on his life, yet has no compassion for others.


112 posted on 08/13/2010 7:28:07 PM PDT by jasonnfree
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To: jasonnfree
Oh, yeah...this guy who has given millions to charity...no compassion...ROTFLMAO!!! Full of hate...

Anybody that’s made a career out of making fun of others that don’t believe politically what he believes or those less fortunate is a hateful individual.

What a steaming pile...'hate' has been thrown around so much the last few years it has lost any meaning...

113 posted on 08/13/2010 7:38:03 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: jasonnfree
Anybody that’s made a career out of making fun of others that don’t believe politically what he believes or those less fortunate is a hateful individual.

Another tip...you might want to avoid Comedy Central, MSNBC, and Late Night...especially if Sarah Palin or her family is the topic.

114 posted on 08/13/2010 7:42:00 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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