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You can PROVE that you're a male, female or pregnant. How do you prove that you're GAY? (vanity)
8/08/10 | Libloather

Posted on 08/08/2010 10:59:55 PM PDT by Libloather

This applies to the BRAND NEW gay marriage law.

You can prove where you were at some point and time. You can prove that you pay taxes. You can prove you're pregnant.

In the eyes of the court, how do you prove that you're gay?


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Government; News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: court; female; gay; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; male
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To: ExcursionGuy84

If you saw the fabulous stucco wall treatment first, you’re really gay...


21 posted on 08/08/2010 11:27:13 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
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To: Libloather

I’ m Sparticus!


22 posted on 08/08/2010 11:27:50 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
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To: Libloather

I’ m Sparticus!


23 posted on 08/08/2010 11:27:55 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
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To: Libloather

24 posted on 08/08/2010 11:28:06 PM PDT by Gomez (killer of threads)
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To: Libloather
You can PROVE that you're a male, female or pregnant.

Bob Seger's got a beard and people don't know if he's a woman or a man when he walks into a restaurant.
25 posted on 08/08/2010 11:28:47 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

Well, there you go. Gay marriage will be defined as marriage between a man and another man.


26 posted on 08/08/2010 11:32:48 PM PDT by MetaThought
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

The marriage in my previous post should be “marriage”.


27 posted on 08/08/2010 11:34:08 PM PDT by MetaThought
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To: Libloather

Gay jeans. Of course.


28 posted on 08/08/2010 11:35:50 PM PDT by smokingfrog (freerepublic.com - Now 100% flag free.)
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To: struggle

I believe it. I used to watch Oprah (lol) and she regularly had guests with similar stories. Being married or having sex with the opposite sex doesn’t mean yer straight. And being a man or woman doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a man or woman, either.

So, depending on what preferential benefits are given to GLBTs for their “minority” status I can easily see hetro couples declaring they’re gay or bi or not really a man or woman at all. And nobody can prove otherwise.


29 posted on 08/08/2010 11:36:31 PM PDT by Nickname
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To: Libloather

Well, here’s your answer. If a man gets physically aroused by the sight of naked men, then it’s a pretty good bet he’s a poofter.

I think that qualifies as proof.


30 posted on 08/08/2010 11:36:58 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Rastus

ROFLMAO!

[but he’s always outnumbered so he doesn’t dare make a stand]


31 posted on 08/08/2010 11:39:25 PM PDT by Salamander (And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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To: Salamander

Plus, he’s strung out from the road *and* shaking off the cold. Nothing left to do but pretend it doesn’t bother him.


32 posted on 08/08/2010 11:44:26 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: ExcursionGuy84
You know what? When it's time for a picture of a hot chick, some guys on FR post some overtanned, plastic fantastic bimbo, but this is niiiice. Her shirt is a wee bit redundant, though!

I have natural C cup boobs and no tattoos or body piercings. I live in Arizona and will be starting college in the fall.

If she's in favor of SB 1070, she's the perfect woman (albeit, a little too young).
33 posted on 08/08/2010 11:47:07 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Rastus

Sure there is...there’s always the day’s last cigarette to look forward to....:)


34 posted on 08/08/2010 11:48:25 PM PDT by Salamander (And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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To: Libloather

The same way you prove you’ll love, honor and cherish and all that—or in a religious wedding, you prove you believe in God—you give your word. And everyone always answers truthfully to uphold those promises, right?


35 posted on 08/08/2010 11:57:52 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 ("Fanaticism is described as redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim."-G. Santayana)
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To: Salamander

The reasonably rare studio version, in case you haven’t heard it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaxjUUdGdH8


36 posted on 08/09/2010 12:01:58 AM PDT by Rastus
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To: Libloather

Your question is irrelevant to the gay marriage issue. You don’t have to “prove” you are gay. Two straight men could marry if they wanted to. In fact, if two straight men went to get a marriage license and said they were straight and wanted to marry for benefits only, there would be no stopping them if Prop 8 is not upheld by the Supreme Court. Once “same sex” marriage is legal, the clerk won’t even be able ask you if you are straight or gay. Two guys get a marriage license, it’s legal, and that is that.


37 posted on 08/09/2010 12:02:13 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (California Bankruptcy in 4... 3... 2...)
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To: Rastus

“Her shirt is a wee bit redundant, though! “

In these times of “trans-gender surgery”, no, it’s not, really.

Case in point;

Working at a local store I frequent, there’s a “woman” who isn’t.

My Dobermann, [being “all man”] loves every lady he meets.

He was loving up the other girl who works at the store when the not-quite-right person walks out, wanting to fuss over him, too.

He literally stopped in his tracks, his jaw dropped open and he looked very puzzled.

So, he did what all dogs naturally do...he rammed his snout into “her” crotch.

Then, he quickly stepped back, raised his hackles and gave a low growl and refused to let him/her/whatever touch him.

He didn’t want to be nasty so he stood behind me until it left, with me apologizing for his lack of manners.

She may “look like a woman” ~now~ but *still* he knew she smelled like a man and I think it blew his mind.

Even “dumb animals” know when something’s flat out _wrong_.


38 posted on 08/09/2010 12:02:20 AM PDT by Salamander (And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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To: Rastus

OMG....wow.

Downloaded to the iPod.

Thanks!


39 posted on 08/09/2010 12:08:58 AM PDT by Salamander (And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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To: Libloather

Neat with a fondness for showtunes..


40 posted on 08/09/2010 12:25:28 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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