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Why Snooki Matters (seriously)
America's Right ^

Posted on 08/04/2010 6:04:36 AM PDT by CJBernard

Now, while Snooki did not bother to mention that the administration’s institution of the tax on tanning services is an overt breach of the president’s campaign promise to ensure that no one making less than $250,000 per year will see a tax increase, nor did she mention that the tariff likely violates the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment as it applies to one segment of the population but not another with the disparity based upon race (though she did note that John McCain is “pale” and “would probably want to be tan” while Obama “doesn’t have that problem, obviously”), her reasoning does not matter.

Snooki’s underlying reasons behind her inherent dislike of Barack Obama’s tanning policy would only be of any consequence to those who not only know of Snooki but respect her political acumen enough to follow her lead at the polls. Those people worry me. In reality, far more important is the mere fact that Snooki was aware of the tanning tax to begin with — not to mention the party responsible for it. That, my friends, appeals to the simple, aforementioned truth that, while there are millions who know of Snooki, millions more actually ARE Snooki whether they know it or not.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: conservatism; election; snooki; television
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To: La Lydia
The tanning tax is a tax applicable only to white people.

Actually, it's not. Lots of black men here in Atlanta like having a darker skin tone and they tan as well.

21 posted on 08/04/2010 6:28:06 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Perdogg

I’m sure a lot of men would be nuts over her...
she’s about 3 feet tall.


22 posted on 08/04/2010 6:30:11 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: CJBernard

Tanning salons are for the most part small businesses with an often less than rich customers. Some of these businesses may end up closing as their market cannot support the added cost. I am certain that when those unknown Congressional staffers and George Soros think tank members crafted the Obamacare they were thinking only of high end tanning spas and not small businesses.


23 posted on 08/04/2010 6:31:28 AM PDT by The Great RJ (The Bill of Rights: Another bill members of Congress haven't read.)
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To: NMEwithin

She reminds me of Shrek’s wife...


24 posted on 08/04/2010 6:31:42 AM PDT by homegroan (Proud member of the Hoi Polloi......ILLIGITIMA NON CARBORUNDUM..... -that's 4U Dad!))
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To: NMEwithin

Lose the “do”, put on a Hooters T-shirt and shorts and ask my if I want my wings with or without breading and I would say, “Not Guilty.”


25 posted on 08/04/2010 6:31:47 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Helter Skelter. The Revolution is Upon Us.)
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To: homegroan

Thanks, I was looking for a description of the oddity of her appearance. Not entirely unattractive, just a bit out of the ordinary.


26 posted on 08/04/2010 6:32:32 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: Tax-chick

Ah, your mistake is using logic. Going out in the sun isn’t about getting a tan, it’s about showing off the tan one has acquired.


27 posted on 08/04/2010 6:34:14 AM PDT by FourPeas (God Save America)
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To: Jack Black
Here in Oregon almost everyone has vitamin D deficency.

Yep, during the winter, hence the popularity of Vitamin D supplements. However, since we haven't had rain in well over a month, I've managed to acquire my yearly summer tan by working out in the yard. Obama can take his tanning tax and shove it up his Obama.

28 posted on 08/04/2010 6:34:25 AM PDT by Inspectorette
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To: MrB

“Not entirely unattractive, just a bit out of the ordinary.”

Then you’ve never been to the boardwalk about 10 PM on a Saturday night. Snooki’s a paradigm.


29 posted on 08/04/2010 6:39:59 AM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: CJBernard

Just a thought. It is Snooki’s JOB on a scripted “reality” show to portray a Jersey shore mook/skank. A job for which she is very well paid and which provides her other business opportunities few others ever see.

In other words, she just may not be as stupid as people like to think as they judge by appearances and what they see on a fake show.


30 posted on 08/04/2010 6:44:15 AM PDT by tlb
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To: tlb

FR is amazing. A young woman comes out against 0bama and commiecare and she is called a white trash whore.


31 posted on 08/04/2010 6:53:38 AM PDT by Perdogg (Nancy Pelosi did more damage to America on 03/21 than Al Qaeda did on 09/11)
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To: FourPeas

Now that makes perfect sense, in its way. Thanks!


32 posted on 08/04/2010 6:55:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Steampunk Baby and the Quest for Bill's iPod - now on DVD!)
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To: Perdogg

Better wrap it first.


33 posted on 08/04/2010 7:10:50 AM PDT by billakay
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To: CJBernard

Wait till all the 20 somethings realize they will be forced to buy health care.


34 posted on 08/04/2010 7:19:27 AM PDT by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: pnh102

Many working conservatives go to tanning booths in preparation for that rare vacation in the sun. It’s a controlled way to tan slowly, so they don’t burn to a crisp when they finally do get to a beach.


35 posted on 08/04/2010 7:22:53 AM PDT by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: MrB

Hilarious ! A flat head and no teeth either...


36 posted on 08/04/2010 8:09:30 AM PDT by onona (dbada)
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To: Perdogg
I'd Hit It
37 posted on 08/04/2010 8:13:28 AM PDT by onona (dbada)
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bfl


38 posted on 08/04/2010 8:15:02 AM PDT by Born Conservative ("I'm a fan of disruptors" - Nancy Pelosi)
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To: pnh102
My youngest girl....live in OK. She uses a tanning bed to get a jump on summer....

She's 22 yrs. old...and a firm Conservative.

Not sure if my oldest uses a tanning bed...she lives in SoCal now.....but she's also a hard core Conservative.

39 posted on 08/04/2010 8:18:45 AM PDT by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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To: NMEwithin
Who dat?

Elvira's daughter???

40 posted on 08/04/2010 8:20:17 AM PDT by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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