5 theories why Obama is going on 'The View'

The Week ^ | July 27, 2010

[justsaynomore]

Not to be outdone by Gov. Palin, Obama appears on the View to kick off his “Mama Grungies” tour

[BobP]

Because he sucks at everything else.

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[Myrddin]

Given all his effeminate behavior, he should feel
right at ease with the rest of the girls. He can show
how to throw a baseball like a girl.

[Tunehead54]

I keep trying to remember if I’ve ever read of one of Obama’s old girlfriends saying anything about him ... weird. I cannot think of one ... weird. ;-)

[Secret Agent Man]

To call the blonde a teabagging racist?

[television is just wrong]

that would prove to be interesting to me

[Fantasywriter]

In his supposed autobiography the only girlfriend story mentioned was identical to the primary girlfriend saga of William Ayers’ life. It was all about class issues, and didn’t focus on romance or sex at all. Someone pointed out that the odds of Obama and Ayers having such an eerily similar experience is astronomical.

[Textide]

Nice shot! Still laughing, thanks.

[Honorary Serb]

I don’t watch daytime talk shows. I’m at work.

I don’t watch Sunday news shows. I’m in church.

I think that my “don’t watch” profile fits that of millions of Americans, including the vast majority of voters—men, women, old, young, rich, poor, well-informed, uninformed, all races and ethnicities.

And I wouldn’t want to see obama anyway. The very sight of him makes me angry. I think that that reaction fits a large and growing number of Americans as well.

[whence911]

Have you tried buying a recorder?

[Lilpug15]

"huge audience of middle-aged, working class women,"

As a working female I stopped reading right there.

[Razz Barry]

He must be wanting Barbara Wawa to tell him, once again, how sexy he is. Or maybe he wants to tell Sherri Shepherd that Shirley Sherrod’s father was NOT lynched by the KKK.

[Jonah Vark]

Thanks,

I needed a good laugh!

[Moose Burger]

6. Why not? That’s his natural habitat anyway. The real mystery is how did his handlers convinced him to take a grown-up job.

[PGR88]

Because he’s gay and he misses hanging around with Fag-hags like those on the view.

[Undocumented_capitalist]

Obama really wanted to go on Jerry Springer!
Jerry would have pulled out the DNA results to prove who
is Zero’s real father. (It is Malcolm X and that is why the birth certificate is hidden away).

[grey_whiskers]

Two words: knee pads.

Cheers!

[ZOOKER]

After the Lewinski scandal broke, Clinton got VERY selective with his speaking engagements. Only the safest, most supportive venues and scripted softball questions. I think his handlers were afraid the audience would be full of hecklers in stained blue dresses.

Obama's handlers looked at his poll numbers, then had nightmares about protesters with crude-oil-filled supersoakers.

They're thinking Obama's having a crisis of confidence. He needs to hit a home run, not just to motivate his troops but for his own ego.

The View fills the bill perfectly. Hope the girls there have prepared for his visit by bringing extra pairs of dry panties - I know they'll need them afterwards.

[Steelers6]

To skip the Boy Scout Centennial Jamboree in Washington D.C. Boy Scouts should invite former Bush Presidents.

To promoter fundraising tour.

To get easy questions from Left wing Socialist View Hosts.

[catnipman]

To tell you the truth, the whole thing makes no sense to me. I don’t see where he’s going to connect with a single person watching “The Spew” who wouldn’t have voted for him otherwise. So, from a political perspective, what’s the point?

Actually, only a truly pathetic weakling of a President would chose to appear with a pack of completely ignorant and witless morons like Joy Behar, rather than say, a little trip to the lions den on Fox to attempt to slay a dragon or two there. Obama’s appearance with Joy Behar, more than practically anything else he’s done as President, shows what a pathetic little weakling of a human being he truly is.