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Will you sign Barack's birthday card? (Barf Alert)
Organizing for America ^ | 27 July 2010 | Michelle Obama

Posted on 07/27/2010 1:10:30 PM PDT by Vigilanteman

Dear xxxxxx,

Every year, our family tries to come up with a fun way to wish Barack a happy birthday.

And this August 4th, when he turns 49, I have something new in mind.

This has been a big -- and hectic -- year for him. After signing the Affordable Care Act and Wall Street reform into law -- and completing his first year as president -- I think it's safe to say we will remember it for a long time.

And I know full well how much he credits this movement, and the work of supporters like you, for the change that we've accomplished.

So I'm putting together a birthday card that I would like you to sign. Together with supporters -- and me, Malia, Sasha, and Bo -- we'll wish him a happy birthday and let him know that we're ready to take on the year ahead alongside him.

Will you wish Barack a happy birthday with me?

This year also brought a lot of surprises -- some good and some bad.

Supporters like you have helped him make the best of it -- by contacting Congress to help push stalled legislation forward, by re-engaging supporters in the political process, by giving back with service projects across the country, and so much more.

And while we can't know what the coming year will bring, all of us, working together, will continue pushing forward for change.

Will you help make this a memorable birthday for Barack and wish him a happy 49th?

http://my.democrats.org/BirthdayCard

Thanks so much,

Michelle Obama


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Government
KEYWORDS: bo; megalomania; messiah; narcissism
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To: Vigilanteman

Oh I’ll sign it—I’ll sign it “GO TO HELL, YOU SOB!!!”


21 posted on 07/27/2010 1:48:48 PM PDT by Cheesel (So this how democracy dies...with thunderous applause, March 21, 2010)
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To: LadyBuck
How does one say “Happy Birthday” in Wookie, anyway?

Its the sound BO makes when Michelle scrapes her makeup off.

22 posted on 07/27/2010 1:52:05 PM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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23 posted on 07/27/2010 1:52:05 PM PDT by b4its2late (Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.)
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To: Vigilanteman
Roses are Red,
Violets Are Blue;
We've never had a president,
as horrible as you.

We're not at all sure,
your real age, you see;
You are still hiding,
your C.O.L.B.


Enjoy while you can,
all the reparations;
Play lots of golf,
Take lots of vacations.

You're stylin' it now,
Crimson and clover;
But it's not very long,
'til the joy ride is over.

You've stained our land,
_Resident Barack;
But like it or not,
we're taking it back.

So this is your birthday,
forty-nine? That's swell;
We hope you see Fifty,
Rotting in Jail.


24 posted on 07/27/2010 1:55:06 PM PDT by FrankR (It doesn't matter what they call us, only what we answer to....)
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To: Vigilanteman

Dear Mr. President,
In honor of your birthday(?) I’ve procured a very special treatise that I think that you will enjoy. I know that you dabble in economics and from the way things are going, I think that you may have read this book. But, if you haven’t please accept this copy of, “Zimbabwe, The Economic Miracle of Africa” by Robert Mugabe. There are a few tips by that great economist and statesman that maybe you can use to help us recover just like Mugabe did with Zimbabwe! I think you’ll enjoy the part about printing money. (I think that you may have done the same thing but gave it a different name; stimulus I think or something to that effect).
Anyway, I hope you enjoy the book. Maybe you can give it a look on your vacation next week. It’s a great beach read.

Again, Happy Birthday, (I think).

Sincerely,
Joe B


25 posted on 07/27/2010 2:13:38 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Vigilanteman

Pandering are we Michelle? Low poll numbers will cause that.


26 posted on 07/27/2010 2:16:18 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: Kartographer

My thots’ exactly. I’d never celebrate HIS birthday with a card, but more especially so with no legitimate birth certificate...the guy is a Cyborg, or was hatched, for all we know.


27 posted on 07/27/2010 2:26:57 PM PDT by kiltie65
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To: Vendome
Perfect pic.

I was going to reply to this thread this way, “I'll sign if only I can sign using ‘one’ finger...and it will not be my ring finger”.

I like your response better. (is that real or photoshop?)

28 posted on 07/27/2010 2:38:47 PM PDT by redshawk (...0Dumbo....I will not rest...until I destroy America...)
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To: Vigilanteman

Sure. The same way I write my name in the snow.


29 posted on 07/27/2010 2:48:36 PM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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To: RU88
This is kind of rhetorical question but what is a fitting birthday gift for a president who has turned a once vibrant economy into a flaming bag of poop?

Yes, how does one congratulate an aspiring executioner of freedom, a murderer of dreams?

30 posted on 07/27/2010 2:49:17 PM PDT by TheThinker (Communists: taking over the world one kooky doomsday scenario at a time.)
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To: Fred Hayek

Happy Birthday Mr. Soetoro, and how many more do you think you have?


31 posted on 07/27/2010 3:10:26 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama .......yes.......is fascist... ..He meets every diagnostic of history.)
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To: redshawk

LOL, I have no idea! I copied it from some other site.

Seems pretty detailed to be natural.


32 posted on 07/27/2010 3:32:04 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Vigilanteman

Hey B.H.O.!

Money’s tight
Times are Hard
Here’s your F’ing Birthday Card.


33 posted on 07/27/2010 3:33:29 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Vigilanteman

49th birthday - is the traditional gift goats or stoning an infidel? I forget.


34 posted on 07/27/2010 3:51:49 PM PDT by sbMKE
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To: FrankR

I love your poem!


35 posted on 07/27/2010 5:03:16 PM PDT by Enough_Deceit (Proud Mama of a US Marine and a US Soldier Bitterly Hanging On to Her Guns and Religion. Ooorahh!)
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To: Vigilanteman

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your administration’s policies
can be likened to poo.


36 posted on 07/27/2010 5:05:00 PM PDT by Enough_Deceit (Proud Mama of a US Marine and a US Soldier Bitterly Hanging On to Her Guns and Religion. Ooorahh!)
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To: Enough_Deceit

thanks...it’s hard to cover all of his tyranny in one poem, but a chip at a time eventually brings the wall down.


37 posted on 07/27/2010 5:11:52 PM PDT by FrankR (It doesn't matter what they call us, only what we answer to....)
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To: Vigilanteman

Just use a fictional name, like Heywood Jablome.


38 posted on 07/27/2010 6:22:22 PM PDT by stbdside
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To: Vigilanteman

Dear Peasants.

I’ll be too busy spending your money in Spain to attend to Barry’s birthday, so why don’t you all take care of that?

P.S.
You’re fat.

MObama


39 posted on 07/27/2010 6:56:58 PM PDT by Stultis (Democrats. Still devoted to the three S's: Slavery, Segregation and Socialism.)
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To: stbdside
Just use a fictional name, like Heywood Jablome.

I think Larry Sinclair already took that one.

40 posted on 07/27/2010 7:01:02 PM PDT by Stultis (Democrats. Still devoted to the three S's: Slavery, Segregation and Socialism.)
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