Posted on 07/27/2010 8:32:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Pings! Hope everyone is well.
Hello.
I think I am doing better than FR has been for the last 20 or so minutes.
Good Morning and thank you so much for posting yesterday!
I noticed. I couldn’t get the thread to come up for a while.
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It has been a bit stop-and-go.
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Thank me!
Hi.
Anytime.
Don't worry, the little tornado that could in Monkey County Merryland didn't hurt that much. Knocked over the patio umbrella and a few trees. Let's just say the house temp after the electricity went off only reached emergency candle melting temperatures. Had to live in basement for 48 hours to escape the repressive heat. BUT I'M OKAY!
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All your sizzling are belong to us!
Any good news yet?
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No and no.
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