Posted on 07/23/2010 8:10:53 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Parkinson’s disease?
Never heard that one before...
Foot in mouth disease.
“types with fists” reporting to the waga waga tribe pow wow.
“how”
“Miming Cranium” is in da house.
Raise the roof.
Sounds like a personal problem...
LoL
A month or several weeks ago, I saw this crazy dude on a busy corner waving a “God hates fags” sign; he was wearing an EIB t-shirt. It was crazy, and seemed like he was trying to associate Rush with hate. It was just one person and the cell phone picture didn’t come out (no zoom). Anyone seen anything like this?
Swine spotted over the Potomac!
Either that or I’m hallucinating
Nice.
Well, there's always that...
bttt
Doesn’t sound like your typical Fred Phelps Westboro Baptist Church disciple. They hate Rush too.
My guess it’s another Tea Party Crasher.
Did you drop a dead possum off at a planned parenthood clinic yesterday?
Geithner thinks the treasury is being cheated?
That’s funny coming from a tax cheater.
No and no.
Seriously, the Barack Hussein 0bama, all blessings be upon him, administration is composed entirely of communists.
Joseph McCarthy is turning in his grave.
Aisha is going to ask for an injunction?
She sounds like she has a 3rd grade education. She must have won the lottery to pay all these lawyer fees
The Buzz about Chelsea and Hillary
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