Posted on 07/23/2010 8:10:53 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hmmmmm. Affinity for males, Parkinson's disease, chain smoking, radical leftist, uses drugs, hates America, loves America's enemies, hates America's allies, hates white people, bows to foreign leaders.
I don't know about Obama, but the above sure sounds like someone the Democrats would elect as the United States President.
There has been some swirling rumor about Obama swapping out Hillary and Biden. Biden might be Secretary of State, and Hillary might be the Vice President.
I can just see Biden on a tour of Africa. He would stop at some village, and the tribal chief would have him sit on a whooppee cushion made of water buffalo lungs. Or another chief would give him a present of about 30 of those National Geographic women we would see when we were children.
If for some reason, Obama suddenly became seriously debilitated, he would need a strong, tough, ballsy, no-nonsense man to step into his shoes. That man would be Hillary Clinton.
Present!
And away we go!
He still receives mail in NYC? Interesting!
This thread was posted so early, I’s awaitin’ Rush fer too long now!
I smelled a Red Herring from the beginning. This got the AG and the Black Panthers off the front page. Set up!
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Yep, that's what a Milwaukee assembly candidate wants printed on the ballot.
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“a nation of cowards” Eric Holder
“acted stupidly” Barack Hussein 0bama, all praises be upon him.
Ricci v. New Haven, Conn., “ white firefighters denied promotions because they were white.” The Wise Latina
“Sorry I crashed your Black Panther Party” Eric Holder
” to the tea party, “You’re racist!” NAALCP
you’re against healthcare because Barack Hussein 0bama, all worship be upon him, is black.
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Fox News wants black people to look down when they walk by white people and keep them from getting jobs. Shirley Sherrod
What’s the bigger picture here?
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The reason why you have not seen either a Jim Vicevich or a Sean Hannity shows threads is because my computer is in the repair shop. Will get them back up when it comes back to me. THANKS!:)=^..^=
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