Posted on 07/09/2010 8:21:32 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Megyn is kickin ass right now
Put me down as a type of idiot. Yes, they can kill the body and kill it rather painfully. But, I’ve read the end of the Book and I know Who wins. I’m not ultimately worried (however, the temporal existence may be a bit dicey).
Just got back from a jaunt to the store and heard Rush say on the radio “America will survive Obama but he fears that America cannot survive the idiots who voted for him.” How true that is.
Amen.
OK Thanks!
I heard it on the road home today, wayta go PJ!
Good Afternoon and have a good and blessed weekend!
Thanx! I was driving into a parking lot at the time. Good thing. Had I been on the road, I might have driven off it.
Yeah. At first I was going nuts because he wasn't getting my name right. Then relaxed when he finally got it. Very surreal experience. Sort of like a giant invisible finger pointing directly at me from my car radio.
Paging Mary Matalin!
LOL!
Simmer down Gladnick! LoL!
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