Police: Felon Bought Rifle To Stop Alien Invasion

Courant.com ^ | 7/4/2010 | JOSEPH WENZEL IV

[raybbr]

A Fairfield man was arrested Thursday morning after buying a high powered rifle to stop an alien invasion, police said.

Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez said Dane Eisenman, 57, responded to a classified advertisement for a .30-06 rifle about a month ago. While filing out the paper for the rifle, police said, he mentioned to the seller what he would be using the weapon for.

"He said he was going to use the weapon to kill aliens," Perez said.

The seller was unsure if Eisenman was referring to space aliens or illegal aliens, Perez added. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because "They're going to be coming soon."

Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez said Dane Eisenman, 57, responded to a classified advertisement for a .30-06 rifle about a month ago. While filing out the paper for the rifle, police said Eisenman mentioned to the seller what he would be using the weapon for: warding off an alien invasion that occurs once every 36,000 years. Eisenman, a convicted felon, is legally prohibited from owning a firearm

[raybbr]

Yeah, me too.

(I know what you were thinking from the headline)

[stephenjohnbanker]

” The seller was unsure if Eisenman was referring to space aliens or illegal aliens, “

I’ll take the space aliens.

1) They can live in their spaceship, no need for section 8 housing.

[shiva]

He looks like an alien

[Deaf Smith]

The Invaders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqs_0SBbPD0

[SonOfDarkSkies]

The seller was unsure if Eisenman was referring to space aliens or illegal aliens, Perez added. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because "They're going to be coming soon."

Well, Mexicans certainly live under the sun, but that 36,000 year cycle sorta points to space aliens.

[bcsco]

Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because "They're going to be coming soon."

Seems pretty clear what he was referring to. But then again, they'd be illegal as well...

[stephenjohnbanker]

;-)

[Joe 6-pack]

Some aliens simply need a good spanking...

[mikrofon]

Watching “Independence Day” while consuming prodigious amounts of Wild Turkey will do that....

[Joe 6-pack]

"“aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans”...And the seller couldn’t figure out that he was talking about aliens from outer space?"

Well, in a sense, Mexican aliens also live "under the sun," as do you and I for that matter...

[Charles Martel]

"The Zeonians came equipped with the answers to the universe. Vern, regrettably, came with thick glasses and a deer rifle."

- Gary Larson, The Far Side

[raybbr]

I would NEVER repel an invasion by a Nebari...

[bcsco]

aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans...

Heck, we all live under the sun. 9 out of 10 people live under the sun ;-). What I wonder is, how does this guy know that the 36,000 years is about up and these aliens are coming? 36,000 years ago, everybody was alien to American soil. From the looks of him, I'd guess he means his relatives...

[stephenjohnbanker]

R O T F L M A O !!

[bcsco]

He looks like he’s spent way too much time under the sun himself...

[gundog]

Too much meffamfettamine.

[skimbell]

"...the 36,000 years is about up..."

36,000? I thought that it was 35,000-Doh!

Dam, looks like I'm not going to make it!

[bcsco]

Dam, looks like I'm not going to make it!

You might, if this guy is right. But then, all the apparent meth this guy has consumed may hinder him as well (I'm making that observation based on his photo...).

[Hillbillary]

He looks like he tried shaving with a dull chainsaw.