[highlander_UW]

That has to go down as one of the all time worst lines just behind “what’s your sign?”

[Common Sense 101]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

[Liz]

Gore let his chakra out of the lockbox: he jumped on the masseuse, pushed her back on the bed, Frenched her again, and then "groped [her] breasts and painfully squeezed [her] nipples ... pressed his pelvis against [hers]." Etc., etc., etc.

Lordy----where'd he learn all that? From Bill Clinton?

[unkus]

And to think this weirdo could have been president.

[Albion Wilde]

For those who do not know, a "chakra" is a Sanskrit word for a force center, which exists on the "etheric" body of man. What does that mean? Nobody knows, but it allows leftist grease bags like Al Gore to sound spiritual when all they really want is a happy ending from a masseuse.

Shakespeare believed that even tragedies deserved some "comic relief." Al Gore has finally found his niche in our current civil war.

[Constitution Day]

Chakra Con Man

[OB1kNOb]

CHAKRA

[Ann Archy]

“Release my Dingell-Norwood”!

[carolinacrazy]

This just doesn’t sound factual.

[PATRIOT1876]

Why is anyone surpised that Gore did this?

He’s been doing it to Science and Truth for years!

[6ppc]

crazed sex poodle

ROTFLMAO!

[Constitution Day]

"That's what we call selective coverage. If you're a liberal, you can literally get away with probable murder (Teddy Kennedy), rape (Bill Clinton), children out of wedlock (John Edwards), association with known racists and terrorists (Barack Obama), involvement with the mob (JFK), pimping out gay prostitutes from your apartment (Barney Frank) and membership in the KKK (Robert Byrd), so long as you believe in bigger government and less financial freedom. If you're a conservative, you get ousted for complimenting a racist on his 100th birthday (Trent Lott) or having a consensual affair (John Ensign, Mark Souder, etc.). That's not to say that Lott and Co. shouldn't have resigned -- it's just to say that if they'd been Democrats, they'd be sitting secure in their seats, their brows bound with victorious wreaths.

Nailed it!

[LiberConservative]

AlGore is a certified loon. He needs a straight jacket and lithium.

[MrB]

I found it revealing that her liberal friends told her to keep quiet about the incident because of global warming...

[GOPJ]

When the masseuse arrived... "The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it," said the masseuse.

Ummm, she's working in a hotel, giving massages late at night - charging over $500 and she's "taken aback" by a hug? Gimme a break.

[MissTed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJWxpdYJ3Oc&feature=player_embedded

Here's a nice visual for ya! lol

[libertarian27]

Gore is not only an attempted adulterer, he's a "crazed sex poodle"

[carolinacrazy]

And of course, even Townhall falls victim to political correctness. And within a story that is about misrepresentations no less. That's classic.

Strom Thurmond was not a racist, and Trent Lott should have never resigned.

[RockinRight]

This is just creepy and sick.

[Bobalu]